485 lines
187 KiB
HTML
485 lines
187 KiB
HTML
<!DOCTYPE html>
|
||
<html lang="en" dir="ltr">
|
||
<head>
|
||
<meta charset="utf-8" />
|
||
<meta name="norton-safeweb-site-verification" content="24usqpep0ejc5w6hod3dulxwciwp0djs6c6ufp96av3t4whuxovj72wfkdjxu82yacb7430qjm8adbd5ezlt4592dq4zrvadcn9j9n-0btgdzpiojfzno16-fnsnu7xd" />
|
||
|
||
|
||
<link rel="preconnect" href="https://substackcdn.com" />
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
<title data-rh="true">On Friday Deploys: Sometimes that Puppy Needs Murdering</title>
|
||
|
||
<meta data-rh="true" name="theme-color" content="#ffffff"/><meta data-rh="true" property="og:type" content="article"/><meta data-rh="true" property="og:title" content="On Friday Deploys: Sometimes that Puppy Needs Murdering"/><meta data-rh="true" name="twitter:title" content="On Friday Deploys: Sometimes that Puppy Needs Murdering"/><meta data-rh="true" name="description" content="It's the most wonderful time of the year: the pie, the eggnog, the eternal debates over whether deploy freezes cause more harm than good. 🤶🌲"/><meta data-rh="true" property="og:description" content="It's the most wonderful time of the year: the pie, the eggnog, the eternal debates over whether deploy freezes cause more harm than good. 🤶🌲"/><meta data-rh="true" name="twitter:description" content="It's the most wonderful time of the year: the pie, the eggnog, the eternal debates over whether deploy freezes cause more harm than good. 🤶🌲"/><meta data-rh="true" property="og:image" content="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!41Lq!,w_1200,h_675,c_fill,f_jpg,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep,g_auto/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F097e02dc-5952-42ba-b532-d2efada0d4dc_768x1024.jpeg"/><meta data-rh="true" name="twitter:image" content="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!xjfC!,f_auto,q_auto:best,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fcharitydotwtf.substack.com%2Fapi%2Fv1%2Fpost_preview%2F182465670%2Ftwitter.jpg%3Fversion%3D4"/><meta data-rh="true" name="twitter:card" content="summary_large_image"/><meta data-rh="true" property="article:modified_time" content="2025-12-24T00:55:25.236Z"/>
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
<style>
|
||
@layer legacy, pencraftReset, pencraft;
|
||
</style>
|
||
|
||
|
||
<link rel="preload" as="style" href="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/theme/main.06a4c4c291d4583811c7.css" />
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
<link rel="preload" as="font" href="https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/spectral/v13/rnCr-xNNww_2s0amA9M5knjsS_ul.woff2" crossorigin />
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
<link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/css/11100.cee9fbee.css" />
|
||
|
||
<link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/css/86118.c25b9f67.css" />
|
||
|
||
<link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/css/93519.6640a5b2.css" />
|
||
|
||
<link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/css/42118.cba90b72.css" />
|
||
|
||
<link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/css/39522.25128f14.css" />
|
||
|
||
<link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/css/47358.668d8a3c.css" />
|
||
|
||
<link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/css/94881.cb76fe04.css" />
|
||
|
||
<link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/css/27386.72f00430.css" />
|
||
|
||
<link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/css/76768.f15fc605.css" />
|
||
|
||
<link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/css/41932.97d2663c.css" />
|
||
|
||
<link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/css/48409.0588981c.css" />
|
||
|
||
<link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/css/32552.313415d5.css" />
|
||
|
||
<link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/css/27313.92c631cb.css" />
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1, maximum-scale=1, user-scalable=0, viewport-fit=cover" />
|
||
<meta name="author" content="Charity Majors" />
|
||
<meta property="og:url" content="https://charity.wtf/p/on-friday-deploys-sometimes-that" />
|
||
|
||
|
||
<link rel="canonical" href="https://charity.wtf/p/on-friday-deploys-sometimes-that" />
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
<link rel="shortcut icon" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!jvlR!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F481e6ddf-7887-42bb-8be9-5e08437c0550%2Ffavicon.ico">
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
<link rel="icon" type="image/png" sizes="16x16" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!N42a!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F481e6ddf-7887-42bb-8be9-5e08437c0550%2Ffavicon-16x16.png">
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
<link rel="icon" type="image/png" sizes="32x32" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!hIAJ!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F481e6ddf-7887-42bb-8be9-5e08437c0550%2Ffavicon-32x32.png">
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
<link rel="icon" type="image/png" sizes="48x48" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!-tuJ!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F481e6ddf-7887-42bb-8be9-5e08437c0550%2Ffavicon-48x48.png">
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
<link rel="apple-touch-icon" sizes="57x57" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!_ZAb!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F481e6ddf-7887-42bb-8be9-5e08437c0550%2Fapple-touch-icon-57x57.png">
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
<link rel="apple-touch-icon" sizes="60x60" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!garv!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F481e6ddf-7887-42bb-8be9-5e08437c0550%2Fapple-touch-icon-60x60.png">
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
<link rel="apple-touch-icon" sizes="72x72" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!YuQM!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F481e6ddf-7887-42bb-8be9-5e08437c0550%2Fapple-touch-icon-72x72.png">
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
<link rel="apple-touch-icon" sizes="76x76" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!vaZL!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F481e6ddf-7887-42bb-8be9-5e08437c0550%2Fapple-touch-icon-76x76.png">
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
<link rel="apple-touch-icon" sizes="114x114" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Hvv-!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F481e6ddf-7887-42bb-8be9-5e08437c0550%2Fapple-touch-icon-114x114.png">
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
<link rel="apple-touch-icon" sizes="120x120" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!DfUU!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F481e6ddf-7887-42bb-8be9-5e08437c0550%2Fapple-touch-icon-120x120.png">
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
<link rel="apple-touch-icon" sizes="144x144" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!TIIj!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F481e6ddf-7887-42bb-8be9-5e08437c0550%2Fapple-touch-icon-144x144.png">
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
<link rel="apple-touch-icon" sizes="152x152" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Genc!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F481e6ddf-7887-42bb-8be9-5e08437c0550%2Fapple-touch-icon-152x152.png">
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
<link rel="apple-touch-icon" sizes="167x167" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!3nCK!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F481e6ddf-7887-42bb-8be9-5e08437c0550%2Fapple-touch-icon-167x167.png">
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
<link rel="apple-touch-icon" sizes="180x180" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!I9xu!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F481e6ddf-7887-42bb-8be9-5e08437c0550%2Fapple-touch-icon-180x180.png">
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
<link rel="apple-touch-icon" sizes="1024x1024" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!R7My!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F481e6ddf-7887-42bb-8be9-5e08437c0550%2Fapple-touch-icon-1024x1024.png">
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
<link rel="alternate" type="application/rss+xml" href="/feed" title="charity.wtf"/>
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
<style>
|
||
@font-face{font-family:'Spectral';font-style:italic;font-weight:400;font-display:fallback;src:url(https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/spectral/v13/rnCt-xNNww_2s0amA9M8on7mTNmnUHowCw.woff2) format('woff2');unicode-range:U+0301,U+0400-045F,U+0490-0491,U+04B0-04B1,U+2116}@font-face{font-family:'Spectral';font-style:italic;font-weight:400;font-display:fallback;src:url(https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/spectral/v13/rnCt-xNNww_2s0amA9M8onXmTNmnUHowCw.woff2) format('woff2');unicode-range:U+0102-0103,U+0110-0111,U+0128-0129,U+0168-0169,U+01A0-01A1,U+01AF-01B0,U+0300-0301,U+0303-0304,U+0308-0309,U+0323,U+0329,U+1EA0-1EF9,U+20AB}@font-face{font-family:'Spectral';font-style:italic;font-weight:400;font-display:fallback;src:url(https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/spectral/v13/rnCt-xNNww_2s0amA9M8onTmTNmnUHowCw.woff2) format('woff2');unicode-range:U+0100-02AF,U+0304,U+0308,U+0329,U+1E00-1E9F,U+1EF2-1EFF,U+2020,U+20A0-20AB,U+20AD-20CF,U+2113,U+2C60-2C7F,U+A720-A7FF}@font-face{font-family:'Spectral';font-style:italic;font-weight:400;font-display:fallback;src:url(https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/spectral/v13/rnCt-xNNww_2s0amA9M8onrmTNmnUHo.woff2) format('woff2');unicode-range:U+0000-00FF,U+0131,U+0152-0153,U+02BB-02BC,U+02C6,U+02DA,U+02DC,U+0304,U+0308,U+0329,U+2000-206F,U+2074,U+20AC,U+2122,U+2191,U+2193,U+2212,U+2215,U+FEFF,U+FFFD}@font-face{font-family:'Spectral';font-style:normal;font-weight:400;font-display:fallback;src:url(https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/spectral/v13/rnCr-xNNww_2s0amA9M9knjsS_ulYHs.woff2) format('woff2');unicode-range:U+0301,U+0400-045F,U+0490-0491,U+04B0-04B1,U+2116}@font-face{font-family:'Spectral';font-style:normal;font-weight:400;font-display:fallback;src:url(https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/spectral/v13/rnCr-xNNww_2s0amA9M2knjsS_ulYHs.woff2) format('woff2');unicode-range:U+0102-0103,U+0110-0111,U+0128-0129,U+0168-0169,U+01A0-01A1,U+01AF-01B0,U+0300-0301,U+0303-0304,U+0308-0309,U+0323,U+0329,U+1EA0-1EF9,U+20AB}@font-face{font-family:'Spectral';font-style:normal;font-weight:400;font-display:fallback;src:url(https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/spectral/v13/rnCr-xNNww_2s0amA9M3knjsS_ulYHs.woff2) format('woff2');unicode-range:U+0100-02AF,U+0304,U+0308,U+0329,U+1E00-1E9F,U+1EF2-1EFF,U+2020,U+20A0-20AB,U+20AD-20CF,U+2113,U+2C60-2C7F,U+A720-A7FF}@font-face{font-family:'Spectral';font-style:normal;font-weight:400;font-display:fallback;src:url(https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/spectral/v13/rnCr-xNNww_2s0amA9M5knjsS_ul.woff2) format('woff2');unicode-range:U+0000-00FF,U+0131,U+0152-0153,U+02BB-02BC,U+02C6,U+02DA,U+02DC,U+0304,U+0308,U+0329,U+2000-206F,U+2074,U+20AC,U+2122,U+2191,U+2193,U+2212,U+2215,U+FEFF,U+FFFD}@font-face{font-family:'Spectral';font-style:normal;font-weight:600;font-display:fallback;src:url(https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/spectral/v13/rnCs-xNNww_2s0amA9vmtm3FafaPWnIIMrY.woff2) format('woff2');unicode-range:U+0301,U+0400-045F,U+0490-0491,U+04B0-04B1,U+2116}@font-face{font-family:'Spectral';font-style:normal;font-weight:600;font-display:fallback;src:url(https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/spectral/v13/rnCs-xNNww_2s0amA9vmtm3OafaPWnIIMrY.woff2) format('woff2');unicode-range:U+0102-0103,U+0110-0111,U+0128-0129,U+0168-0169,U+01A0-01A1,U+01AF-01B0,U+0300-0301,U+0303-0304,U+0308-0309,U+0323,U+0329,U+1EA0-1EF9,U+20AB}@font-face{font-family:'Spectral';font-style:normal;font-weight:600;font-display:fallback;src:url(https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/spectral/v13/rnCs-xNNww_2s0amA9vmtm3PafaPWnIIMrY.woff2) format('woff2');unicode-range:U+0100-02AF,U+0304,U+0308,U+0329,U+1E00-1E9F,U+1EF2-1EFF,U+2020,U+20A0-20AB,U+20AD-20CF,U+2113,U+2C60-2C7F,U+A720-A7FF}@font-face{font-family:'Spectral';font-style:normal;font-weight:600;font-display:fallback;src:url(https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/spectral/v13/rnCs-xNNww_2s0amA9vmtm3BafaPWnII.woff2) format('woff2');unicode-range:U+0000-00FF,U+0131,U+0152-0153,U+02BB-02BC,U+02C6,U+02DA,U+02DC,U+0304,U+0308,U+0329,U+2000-206F,U+2074,U+20AC,U+2122,U+2191,U+2193,U+2212,U+2215,U+FEFF,U+FFFD}
|
||
|
||
</style>
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
<style data-pub-theme-prefix>:root{--background_pop:#ff6719;--cover_bg_color:#FFFFFF;--cover_bg_color_secondary:#f0f0f0;--background_pop_darken:#ff5600;--print_on_pop:#ffffff;--print_pop:#ff6719;--cover_print_primary:#363737;--cover_print_secondary:#757575;--cover_print_tertiary:#b6b6b6;--cover_border_color:#ff6719;--background_contrast_1:#f0f0f0;--background_contrast_2:#dddddd;--background_contrast_3:#b7b7b7;--background_contrast_4:#929292;--background_contrast_5:#515151;--color_theme_detail:#e6e6e6;--background_contrast_pop:rgba(255, 103, 25, 0.4);--theme_bg_is_dark:0;--background_pop_rgb:255, 103, 25;}:root:where(:has(> body:not(.app-theme))){--color_theme_bg_pop:#FF6719;--background_pop:#FF6719;--cover_bg_color:#FFFFFF;--cover_bg_color_secondary:#f0f0f0;--background_pop_darken:#ff5600;--print_on_pop:#ffffff;--color_theme_bg_pop_darken:#ff5600;--color_theme_print_on_pop:#ffffff;--color_theme_bg_pop_20:rgba(255, 103, 25, 0.2);--color_theme_bg_pop_30:rgba(255, 103, 25, 0.3);--print_pop:#ff6719;--color_theme_accent:#ff6719;--cover_print_primary:#363737;--cover_print_secondary:#757575;--cover_print_tertiary:#b6b6b6;--cover_border_color:#ff6719;--home_hero:newspaper;--home_posts:list;--web_bg_color:#ffffff;--background_contrast_1:#f0f0f0;--background_contrast_2:#dddddd;--background_contrast_3:#b7b7b7;--background_contrast_4:#929292;--background_contrast_5:#515151;--color_theme_bg_contrast_1:#f0f0f0;--color_theme_bg_contrast_2:#dddddd;--color_theme_bg_contrast_3:#b7b7b7;--color_theme_bg_contrast_4:#929292;--color_theme_bg_contrast_5:#515151;--color_theme_bg_elevated:#ffffff;--color_theme_bg_elevated_secondary:#f0f0f0;--color_theme_bg_elevated_tertiary:#dddddd;--color_theme_detail:#e6e6e6;--background_contrast_pop:rgba(255, 103, 25, 0.4);--color_theme_bg_contrast_pop:rgba(255, 103, 25, 0.4);--theme_bg_is_dark:0;--print_on_web_bg_color:#363737;--print_secondary_on_web_bg_color:#868787;--background_pop_rgb:255, 103, 25;--color_theme_bg_pop_rgb:255, 103, 25;--color_theme_accent_rgb:255, 103, 25;}</style>
|
||
|
||
|
||
<link rel="stylesheet" href="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/theme/main.06a4c4c291d4583811c7.css" />
|
||
|
||
|
||
<style data-pub-theme-postfix></style>
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
</head>
|
||
|
||
<body class="">
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
<div id="entry">
|
||
<div id="main" style="--post-preview-border-radius:var(--border-radius-xs);" class="main typography use-theme-bg"><div class="pencraft pc-display-contents pc-reset pubTheme-yiXxQA"><div data-testid="navbar" class="main-menu"><div class="mainMenuContent-DME8DR"><div style="position:relative;height:71px;" class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-12 pc-paddingLeft-20 pc-paddingRight-20 pc-justifyContent-space-between pc-alignItems-center pc-reset border-bottom-detail-k1F6C4 topBar-pIF0J1"><div style="flex-basis:0px;flex-grow:1;" class="logoContainer-p12gJb"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-40 pc-alignItems-center pc-reset"><a tabindex="-1" href="https://substack.com?utm_content=island-substack-logo" class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-width-20 pc-height-20 pc-justifyContent-center pc-alignItems-center pc-reset"><svg aria-hidden="true" style="transform:scale(1.4);" width="16" height="18" viewBox="0 0 16 18" fill="#ff6719" stroke-width="1.8" stroke="none" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><path d="M16 4H0V6H16V4Z"></path><path d="M0 8V18L7.9993 13.534L16 18V8H0Z"></path><path d="M16 0H0V2H16V0Z"></path></g></svg></a></div></div><div style="flex-grow:0;" class="titleContainer-DJYq5v"><h1 class="pencraft pc-reset font-pub-headings-FE5byy reset-IxiVJZ title-oOnUGd"><a href="/" class="pencraft pc-display-contents pc-reset">Charity Majors</a></h1></div><div style="flex-basis:0px;flex-grow:1;" class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-justifyContent-flex-end pc-alignItems-center pc-reset buttonsContainerContainer-ThaN_w"><div class="buttonsContainer-SJBuep"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-justifyContent-flex-end pc-alignItems-center pc-reset navbar-buttons"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-4 pc-reset"><span data-state="closed"><button tabindex="0" type="button" aria-label="Search" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft iconButton-mq_Et5 iconButtonBase-dJGHgN buttonBase-GK1x3M buttonStyle-r7yGCK size_md-gCDS3o priority_tertiary-rlke8z"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-search"><circle cx="11" cy="11" r="8"></circle><path d="m21 21-4.3-4.3"></path></svg></button></span><button tabindex="0" type="button" aria-label="Share Publication" id="radix-P0-4" aria-haspopup="menu" aria-expanded="false" data-state="closed" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft iconButton-mq_Et5 iconButtonBase-dJGHgN buttonBase-GK1x3M buttonStyle-r7yGCK size_md-gCDS3o priority_tertiary-rlke8z"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-share"><path d="M4 12v8a2 2 0 0 0 2 2h12a2 2 0 0 0 2-2v-8"></path><polyline points="16 6 12 2 8 6"></polyline><line x1="12" x2="12" y1="2" y2="15"></line></svg></button></div><button tabindex="0" type="button" data-testid="noncontributor-cta-button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft buttonBase-GK1x3M buttonText-X0uSmG buttonStyle-r7yGCK priority_primary-RfbeYt size_md-gCDS3o">Subscribe</button><button tabindex="0" data-native="true" type="button" data-href="https://substack.com/sign-in?redirect=%2Fp%2Fon-friday-deploys-sometimes-that&for_pub=charitydotwtf" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft buttonBase-GK1x3M buttonText-X0uSmG buttonStyle-r7yGCK priority_tertiary-rlke8z size_md-gCDS3o">Sign in</button></div></div></div></div></div><div style="height:72px;"></div></div></div><div><script nonce="iW28bA4vDuVvnQo7PQxG8g" type="application/ld+json">{"@context":"https://schema.org","@type":"NewsArticle","url":"https://charity.wtf/p/on-friday-deploys-sometimes-that","mainEntityOfPage":"https://charity.wtf/p/on-friday-deploys-sometimes-that","headline":"On Friday Deploys: Sometimes that Puppy Needs Murdering","description":"It's the most wonderful time of the year: the pie, the eggnog, the eternal debates over whether deploy freezes cause more harm than good. \uD83E\uDD36\uD83C\uDF32","image":[{"@type":"ImageObject","url":"https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!41Lq!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F097e02dc-5952-42ba-b532-d2efada0d4dc_768x1024.jpeg"}],"datePublished":"2025-12-24T00:54:45+00:00","dateModified":"2025-12-24T00:54:45+00:00","isAccessibleForFree":true,"author":[{"@type":"Person","name":"Charity Majors","url":"https://substack.com/@charitydotwtf","description":"cofounder and CTO of honeycomb.io; pioneered modern observability. co-author of O'Reilly books \"Database Reliability Engineering\" and \"Observability Engineering\", now wrapping up the 2nd ed. loves free software, free speech, and peaty single malts.","identifier":"user:32306597","image":{"@type":"ImageObject","contentUrl":"https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!EAp-!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Ff7a54851-0549-41da-b041-3cfc959ec0ba_3088x2316.jpeg","thumbnailUrl":"https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!EAp-!,w_128,h_128,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Ff7a54851-0549-41da-b041-3cfc959ec0ba_3088x2316.jpeg"}}],"publisher":{"@type":"Organization","name":"charity.wtf","url":"https://charity.wtf","description":"observability, tech advice, honeycomb.io, etc","interactionStatistic":{"@type":"InteractionCounter","name":"Subscribers","interactionType":"https://schema.org/SubscribeAction","userInteractionCount":1000},"identifier":"pub:2935724","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","url":"https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Tg4H!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F194fc089-9e91-4a15-85cc-5da3fca53eed_1280x1280.png","contentUrl":"https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Tg4H!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F194fc089-9e91-4a15-85cc-5da3fca53eed_1280x1280.png","thumbnailUrl":"https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Tg4H!,w_128,h_128,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F194fc089-9e91-4a15-85cc-5da3fca53eed_1280x1280.png"},"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","url":"https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Tg4H!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F194fc089-9e91-4a15-85cc-5da3fca53eed_1280x1280.png","contentUrl":"https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Tg4H!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F194fc089-9e91-4a15-85cc-5da3fca53eed_1280x1280.png","thumbnailUrl":"https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Tg4H!,w_128,h_128,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F194fc089-9e91-4a15-85cc-5da3fca53eed_1280x1280.png"}},"interactionStatistic":[{"@type":"InteractionCounter","interactionType":"https://schema.org/LikeAction","userInteractionCount":26},{"@type":"InteractionCounter","interactionType":"https://schema.org/ShareAction","userInteractionCount":4},{"@type":"InteractionCounter","interactionType":"https://schema.org/CommentAction","userInteractionCount":1}]}</script><script nonce="iW28bA4vDuVvnQo7PQxG8g" type="application/ld+json">{"@context":"https://schema.org","@type":"BreadcrumbList","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"charity.wtf","item":"https://charity.wtf"},{"@type":"ListItem","position":2,"name":"On Friday Deploys: Sometimes that Puppy Needs Murdering","item":"https://charity.wtf/p/on-friday-deploys-sometimes-that"}]}</script><div aria-label="Post" role="main" class="single-post-container"><div class="container"><div class="single-post"><div class="pencraft pc-display-contents pc-reset pubTheme-yiXxQA"><article class="typography newsletter-post post"><div role="region" aria-label="Post header" class="post-header"><h1 dir="auto" class="post-title published title-X77sOw">On Friday Deploys: Sometimes that Puppy Needs Murdering</h1><h3 dir="auto" class="subtitle subtitle-HEEcLo">It's the most wonderful time of the year: the pie, the eggnog, the eternal debates over whether deploy freezes cause more harm than good. 🤶🌲</h3><div aria-label="Post UFI" role="region" class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-flexDirection-column pc-paddingBottom-16 pc-reset"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-paddingTop-16 pc-paddingBottom-16 pc-justifyContent-space-between pc-alignItems-center pc-reset"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-12 pc-alignItems-center pc-reset byline-wrapper"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-reset"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-flexDirection-row pc-gap-8 pc-alignItems-center pc-justifyContent-flex-start pc-reset"><div style="--scale:36px;--offset:9px;--border-width:4.5px;" class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-flexDirection-row pc-alignItems-center pc-justifyContent-flex-start pc-reset ltr-qDBmby"><a href="https://substack.com/@charitydotwtf" aria-label="View Charity Majors's profile" class="pencraft pc-display-contents pc-reset"><div style="--scale:36px;" tabindex="0" class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-width-36 pc-height-36 pc-justifyContent-center pc-alignItems-center pc-position-relative pc-reset bg-secondary-UUD3_J flex-auto-j3S2WA animate-XFJxE4 outline-detail-vcQLyr pc-borderRadius-full overflow-hidden-WdpwT6 sizing-border-box-DggLA4 pressable-sm-YIJFKJ showFocus-sk_vEm container-TAtrWj interactive-UkK0V6 avatar-u8q6xB last-JfNEJ_"><div style="--scale:36px;" title="Charity Majors" class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-width-36 pc-height-36 pc-justifyContent-center pc-alignItems-center pc-position-relative pc-reset bg-secondary-UUD3_J flex-auto-j3S2WA outline-detail-vcQLyr pc-borderRadius-full overflow-hidden-WdpwT6 sizing-border-box-DggLA4 container-TAtrWj"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!EAp-!,w_36,h_36,c_fill,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Ff7a54851-0549-41da-b041-3cfc959ec0ba_3088x2316.jpeg 1x, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!EAp-!,w_72,h_72,c_fill,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Ff7a54851-0549-41da-b041-3cfc959ec0ba_3088x2316.jpeg 2x, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!EAp-!,w_108,h_108,c_fill,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Ff7a54851-0549-41da-b041-3cfc959ec0ba_3088x2316.jpeg 3x"/><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!EAp-!,w_36,h_36,c_fill,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Ff7a54851-0549-41da-b041-3cfc959ec0ba_3088x2316.jpeg" alt="Charity Majors's avatar" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!EAp-!,w_36,h_36,c_fill,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Ff7a54851-0549-41da-b041-3cfc959ec0ba_3088x2316.jpeg 1x, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!EAp-!,w_72,h_72,c_fill,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Ff7a54851-0549-41da-b041-3cfc959ec0ba_3088x2316.jpeg 2x, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!EAp-!,w_108,h_108,c_fill,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Ff7a54851-0549-41da-b041-3cfc959ec0ba_3088x2316.jpeg 3x" width="36" height="36" draggable="false" class="img-OACg1c object-fit-cover-u4ReeV pencraft pc-reset"/></picture></div></div></a></div></div></div><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-flexDirection-column pc-reset"><div class="pencraft pc-reset color-primary-zABazT line-height-20-t4M0El font-meta-MWBumP size-11-NuY2Zx weight-medium-fw81nC transform-uppercase-yKDgcq reset-IxiVJZ meta-EgzBVA"><span style="min-width:0;" data-state="closed"><a href="https://substack.com/@charitydotwtf" class="pencraft pc-reset decoration-hover-underline-ClDVRM reset-IxiVJZ">Charity Majors</a></span></div><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-4 pc-reset"><div class="pencraft pc-reset color-secondary-ls1g8s line-height-20-t4M0El font-meta-MWBumP size-11-NuY2Zx weight-medium-fw81nC transform-uppercase-yKDgcq reset-IxiVJZ meta-EgzBVA"><time datetime="2025-12-24T00:54:45.078Z" title="2025-12-24T00:54:45.078Z">Dec 24, 2025</time></div></div></div></div></div><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-16 pc-justifyContent-space-between pc-alignItems-center pc-reset flex-grow-rzmknG post-ufi"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><div class="like-button-container post-ufi-button style-button"><button tabindex="0" type="button" aria-label="Like (26)" aria-pressed="false" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft post-ufi-button style-button has-label with-border"><svg aria-hidden="true" style="height:20px;width:20px;" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="#000000" stroke-width="2" stroke="#000" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" class="icon"><g><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="24" height="24" viewBox="0 0 24 24" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-heart"><path d="M19 14c1.49-1.46 3-3.21 3-5.5A5.5 5.5 0 0 0 16.5 3c-1.76 0-3 .5-4.5 2-1.5-1.5-2.74-2-4.5-2A5.5 5.5 0 0 0 2 8.5c0 2.3 1.5 4.05 3 5.5l7 7Z"></path></svg></g></svg><div class="label">26</div></button></div><button tabindex="0" type="button" aria-label="View comments (1)" data-href="https://charity.wtf/p/on-friday-deploys-sometimes-that/comments" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft post-ufi-button style-button post-ufi-comment-button has-label with-border"><svg aria-hidden="true" style="height:20px;width:20px;" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="#000000" stroke-width="2" stroke="#000" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" class="icon"><g><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="24" height="24" viewBox="0 0 24 24" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-message-circle"><path d="M7.9 20A9 9 0 1 0 4 16.1L2 22Z"></path></svg></g></svg><div class="label">1</div></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" id="radix-P0-27" aria-haspopup="menu" aria-expanded="false" data-state="closed" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft post-ufi-button style-button has-label with-border"><svg aria-hidden="true" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="2" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" class="icon"><g><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg><div class="label">4</div></button></div><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft post-ufi-button style-button has-label with-border"><div class="label">Share</div></button></div></div></div></div><div class="visibility-check"></div><div><div class="dt-post-body"><div class="available-content"><div dir="auto" class="body markup"><p><span>‘Tis the season that one of my favorite blog posts gets pulled out and put in rotation, much like “White Christmas” on the radio station. I’m speaking, of course, of “</span><a href="https://substack.com/home/post/p-181561576">Friday Deploy Freezes are Exactly Like Murdering Puppies</a><span>” (</span><a href="https://charity.wtf/2019/05/01/friday-deploy-freezes-are-exactly-like-murdering-puppies/">old link on WP</a><span>).</span></p><p>This feels like as good a time as any to note that I am not as much of an extremist as people seem to think I am when it comes to Friday deploys, or deploy freezes in general.</p><p>(Sometimes I wonder why people think I’m such an extremist, and then I remember that I did write a post about murdering puppies. Ok, ok. Point taken.)</p><p><span>Take </span><a href="https://www.linkedin.com/posts/michael-davis-7033548_friday-deploy-freezes-are-exactly-like-murdering-activity-7408181339444707328-8GjS?utm_source=share&utm_medium=member_desktop&rcm=ACoAAAEP-B4Bn1IFS4Br7okfkI7z81XqQEOEKro">this recent thread from LinkedIn</a><span>, where </span><a href="https://www.linkedin.com/in/michael-davis-7033548?">Michael Davis</a><span> posted an endorsement of my Puppies article along with his own thoughts on holiday code freezes, followed by a number of smart, thoughtful comments on why this isn’t actually attainable for everyone. </span><a href="https://www.linkedin.com/in/payamazadi-nyc?">Payam Azadi</a><span> talks about an “icing” and “defrosting” period where you ease into and out of deploy freezes (never heard of this, I like it!), and a few other highly knowledgeable folks chime in with their own war stories and cautionary tales.</span></p><p>It’s a great thread, with lots of great points. I recommend reading it. I agree with all of them!!</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!41Lq!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F097e02dc-5952-42ba-b532-d2efada0d4dc_768x1024.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM" class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img can-restack"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!41Lq!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F097e02dc-5952-42ba-b532-d2efada0d4dc_768x1024.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!41Lq!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F097e02dc-5952-42ba-b532-d2efada0d4dc_768x1024.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!41Lq!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F097e02dc-5952-42ba-b532-d2efada0d4dc_768x1024.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!41Lq!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F097e02dc-5952-42ba-b532-d2efada0d4dc_768x1024.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw"/><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!41Lq!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F097e02dc-5952-42ba-b532-d2efada0d4dc_768x1024.jpeg" width="254" height="338.6666666666667" data-attrs="{"src":"https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/097e02dc-5952-42ba-b532-d2efada0d4dc_768x1024.jpeg","srcNoWatermark":null,"fullscreen":null,"imageSize":null,"height":1024,"width":768,"resizeWidth":254,"bytes":133442,"alt":null,"title":null,"type":"image/jpeg","href":null,"belowTheFold":false,"topImage":true,"internalRedirect":"https://charitydotwtf.substack.com/i/182465670?img=https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F097e02dc-5952-42ba-b532-d2efada0d4dc_768x1024.jpeg","isProcessing":false,"align":null,"offset":false}" alt srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!41Lq!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F097e02dc-5952-42ba-b532-d2efada0d4dc_768x1024.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!41Lq!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F097e02dc-5952-42ba-b532-d2efada0d4dc_768x1024.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!41Lq!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F097e02dc-5952-42ba-b532-d2efada0d4dc_768x1024.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!41Lq!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F097e02dc-5952-42ba-b532-d2efada0d4dc_768x1024.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw" fetchpriority="high" class="sizing-normal"/></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg aria-hidden="true" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a></figure></div><h2 class="header-anchor-post">If you can’t move swiftly with confidence, you need workarounds<div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-alignItems-center pc-position-absolute pc-reset header-anchor-parent"><div class="pencraft pc-display-contents pc-reset pubTheme-yiXxQA"><div id="§if-you-cant-move-swiftly-with-confidence-you-need-workarounds" class="pencraft pc-reset header-anchor offset-top"></div><button tabindex="0" type="button" aria-label="Link" data-href="https://charity.wtf/i/182465670/if-you-cant-move-swiftly-with-confidence-you-need-workarounds" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft iconButton-mq_Et5 iconButtonBase-dJGHgN buttonBase-GK1x3M buttonStyle-r7yGCK size_sm-G3LciD priority_secondary-S63h9o"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="18" height="18" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-link"><path d="M10 13a5 5 0 0 0 7.54.54l3-3a5 5 0 0 0-7.07-7.07l-1.72 1.71"></path><path d="M14 11a5 5 0 0 0-7.54-.54l-3 3a5 5 0 0 0 7.07 7.07l1.71-1.71"></path></svg></button></div></div></h2><p>For the record, I do not believe that everyone should get rid of deploy freezes, on Fridays or otherwise.</p><p><span>If you do not have the ability to move swiftly </span><em>with confidence</em><span>, which in practice means “you can generally find problems in your new code before your customers do”, which generally comes down to the quality and usability of your observability tooling, and your ability to explore high cardinality dimensions in real time (which most teams </span><em>do not have</em><span>), then deploy freezes before a holiday or a big event, or hell, even weekends, are probably the sensible thing to do. </span></p><p>If you can’t do the “right” thing, you find a workaround. This is what we do, as engineers and operators.</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!TfFn!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F4718da54-36dd-423c-a6e3-ed1fb960a789_978x360.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM" class="image-link image2 can-restack"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!TfFn!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F4718da54-36dd-423c-a6e3-ed1fb960a789_978x360.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!TfFn!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F4718da54-36dd-423c-a6e3-ed1fb960a789_978x360.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!TfFn!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F4718da54-36dd-423c-a6e3-ed1fb960a789_978x360.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!TfFn!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F4718da54-36dd-423c-a6e3-ed1fb960a789_978x360.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw"/><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!TfFn!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F4718da54-36dd-423c-a6e3-ed1fb960a789_978x360.jpeg" width="428" height="157.54601226993864" data-attrs="{"src":"https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/4718da54-36dd-423c-a6e3-ed1fb960a789_978x360.jpeg","srcNoWatermark":null,"fullscreen":null,"imageSize":null,"height":360,"width":978,"resizeWidth":428,"bytes":62057,"alt":null,"title":null,"type":"image/jpeg","href":null,"belowTheFold":true,"topImage":false,"internalRedirect":"https://charitydotwtf.substack.com/i/182465670?img=https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F4718da54-36dd-423c-a6e3-ed1fb960a789_978x360.jpeg","isProcessing":false,"align":null,"offset":false}" alt srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!TfFn!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F4718da54-36dd-423c-a6e3-ed1fb960a789_978x360.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!TfFn!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F4718da54-36dd-423c-a6e3-ed1fb960a789_978x360.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!TfFn!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F4718da54-36dd-423c-a6e3-ed1fb960a789_978x360.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!TfFn!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F4718da54-36dd-423c-a6e3-ed1fb960a789_978x360.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw" loading="lazy" class="sizing-normal"/></picture><div></div></div></a></figure></div><h2 class="header-anchor-post">Deploy freezes are a hack, not a virtue<div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-alignItems-center pc-position-absolute pc-reset header-anchor-parent"><div class="pencraft pc-display-contents pc-reset pubTheme-yiXxQA"><div id="§deploy-freezes-are-a-hack-not-a-virtue" class="pencraft pc-reset header-anchor offset-top"></div><button tabindex="0" type="button" aria-label="Link" data-href="https://charity.wtf/i/182465670/deploy-freezes-are-a-hack-not-a-virtue" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft iconButton-mq_Et5 iconButtonBase-dJGHgN buttonBase-GK1x3M buttonStyle-r7yGCK size_sm-G3LciD priority_secondary-S63h9o"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="18" height="18" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-link"><path d="M10 13a5 5 0 0 0 7.54.54l3-3a5 5 0 0 0-7.07-7.07l-1.72 1.71"></path><path d="M14 11a5 5 0 0 0-7.54-.54l-3 3a5 5 0 0 0 7.07 7.07l1.71-1.71"></path></svg></button></div></div></h2><p>Look, you know your systems better than I do. If you say you need to freeze deploys, I believe you. </p><p><span>Honestly, I feel like I’ve </span><em>always</em><span> been fairly pragmatic about this. The one thing that does get my knickers in a twist is when people adopt a holier-than-thou posture towards their Friday deploy freezes. Like they’re doing it because they Care About People and it’s the Right Thing To Do and some sort of grand moral gesture. Dude, it’s a fucking hack. Just admit it. </span></p><p>It’s the best you can do with the hand you’ve been dealt, and there’s no shame in that! That is ALL I’m saying. Don’t pat yourself on the back, act a little sheepish, and I am so with you.</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!xmpo!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5d44e948-84a0-4457-a8e7-e6407c8005f7_1458x440.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM" class="image-link image2 can-restack"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!xmpo!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5d44e948-84a0-4457-a8e7-e6407c8005f7_1458x440.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!xmpo!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5d44e948-84a0-4457-a8e7-e6407c8005f7_1458x440.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!xmpo!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5d44e948-84a0-4457-a8e7-e6407c8005f7_1458x440.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!xmpo!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5d44e948-84a0-4457-a8e7-e6407c8005f7_1458x440.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw"/><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!xmpo!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5d44e948-84a0-4457-a8e7-e6407c8005f7_1458x440.jpeg" width="412" height="124.22252747252747" data-attrs="{"src":"https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/5d44e948-84a0-4457-a8e7-e6407c8005f7_1458x440.jpeg","srcNoWatermark":null,"fullscreen":null,"imageSize":null,"height":439,"width":1456,"resizeWidth":412,"bytes":131394,"alt":null,"title":null,"type":"image/jpeg","href":null,"belowTheFold":true,"topImage":false,"internalRedirect":"https://charitydotwtf.substack.com/i/182465670?img=https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5d44e948-84a0-4457-a8e7-e6407c8005f7_1458x440.jpeg","isProcessing":false,"align":null,"offset":false}" alt srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!xmpo!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5d44e948-84a0-4457-a8e7-e6407c8005f7_1458x440.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!xmpo!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5d44e948-84a0-4457-a8e7-e6407c8005f7_1458x440.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!xmpo!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5d44e948-84a0-4457-a8e7-e6407c8005f7_1458x440.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!xmpo!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5d44e948-84a0-4457-a8e7-e6407c8005f7_1458x440.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw" loading="lazy" class="sizing-normal"/></picture><div></div></div></a></figure></div><h2 class="header-anchor-post">I think we can have nice things<div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-alignItems-center pc-position-absolute pc-reset header-anchor-parent"><div class="pencraft pc-display-contents pc-reset pubTheme-yiXxQA"><div id="§i-think-we-can-have-nice-things" class="pencraft pc-reset header-anchor offset-top"></div><button tabindex="0" type="button" aria-label="Link" data-href="https://charity.wtf/i/182465670/i-think-we-can-have-nice-things" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft iconButton-mq_Et5 iconButtonBase-dJGHgN buttonBase-GK1x3M buttonStyle-r7yGCK size_sm-G3LciD priority_secondary-S63h9o"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="18" height="18" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-link"><path d="M10 13a5 5 0 0 0 7.54.54l3-3a5 5 0 0 0-7.07-7.07l-1.72 1.71"></path><path d="M14 11a5 5 0 0 0-7.54-.54l-3 3a5 5 0 0 0 7.07 7.07l1.71-1.71"></path></svg></button></div></div></h2><p>I think there’s a lot of wisdom in saying “hey, it’s the holidays, this is not the time to be rushing new shit out the door absent some specific forcing function, alright?”</p><p>My favorite time of year to be at work (back when I worked in an office) was always the holidays. It was so quiet and peaceful, the place was empty, my calendar was clear, and I could switch gears and work on completely different things, out of the critical line of fire. I feel like I often peaked creatively during those last few weeks of the year.</p><p><span>I believe we can have the best of both worlds: a yearly period of peace and stability, with relatively low change rate, </span><em>and</em><span> we can evade the high stakes peril of locks and freezes and terrifying January recoveries.</span></p><p>How? Two things.</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!U-tY!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F27be66be-5f80-4664-a5fc-a47e3f4b6e1b_1452x540.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM" class="image-link image2 can-restack"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!U-tY!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F27be66be-5f80-4664-a5fc-a47e3f4b6e1b_1452x540.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!U-tY!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F27be66be-5f80-4664-a5fc-a47e3f4b6e1b_1452x540.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!U-tY!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F27be66be-5f80-4664-a5fc-a47e3f4b6e1b_1452x540.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!U-tY!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F27be66be-5f80-4664-a5fc-a47e3f4b6e1b_1452x540.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw"/><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!U-tY!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F27be66be-5f80-4664-a5fc-a47e3f4b6e1b_1452x540.jpeg" width="412" height="153.22314049586777" data-attrs="{"src":"https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/27be66be-5f80-4664-a5fc-a47e3f4b6e1b_1452x540.jpeg","srcNoWatermark":null,"fullscreen":null,"imageSize":null,"height":540,"width":1452,"resizeWidth":412,"bytes":83692,"alt":null,"title":null,"type":"image/jpeg","href":null,"belowTheFold":true,"topImage":false,"internalRedirect":"https://charitydotwtf.substack.com/i/182465670?img=https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F27be66be-5f80-4664-a5fc-a47e3f4b6e1b_1452x540.jpeg","isProcessing":false,"align":null,"offset":false}" alt srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!U-tY!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F27be66be-5f80-4664-a5fc-a47e3f4b6e1b_1452x540.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!U-tY!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F27be66be-5f80-4664-a5fc-a47e3f4b6e1b_1452x540.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!U-tY!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F27be66be-5f80-4664-a5fc-a47e3f4b6e1b_1452x540.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!U-tY!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F27be66be-5f80-4664-a5fc-a47e3f4b6e1b_1452x540.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw" loading="lazy" class="sizing-normal"/></picture><div></div></div></a></figure></div><h2 class="header-anchor-post">Don’t freeze deploys. Freeze merges.<div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-alignItems-center pc-position-absolute pc-reset header-anchor-parent"><div class="pencraft pc-display-contents pc-reset pubTheme-yiXxQA"><div id="§dont-freeze-deploys-freeze-merges" class="pencraft pc-reset header-anchor offset-top"></div><button tabindex="0" type="button" aria-label="Link" data-href="https://charity.wtf/i/182465670/dont-freeze-deploys-freeze-merges" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft iconButton-mq_Et5 iconButtonBase-dJGHgN buttonBase-GK1x3M buttonStyle-r7yGCK size_sm-G3LciD priority_secondary-S63h9o"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="18" height="18" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-link"><path d="M10 13a5 5 0 0 0 7.54.54l3-3a5 5 0 0 0-7.07-7.07l-1.72 1.71"></path><path d="M14 11a5 5 0 0 0-7.54-.54l-3 3a5 5 0 0 0 7.07 7.07l1.71-1.71"></path></svg></button></div></div></h2><p>To a developer, ideally, the act of merging their changes back to main and those changes being deployed to production should feel like one singular atomic action, the faster the better, the less variance the better. You merge, it goes right out. You don’t want it to go out, you better not merge.</p><p>The worst of both worlds is when you let devs keep merging diffs, checking items off their todo lists, closing out tasks, for days or weeks. All these changes build up like a snowdrift over a pile of grenades. You aren’t going to find the grenades til you plow into the snowdrift on January 5th, and then you’ll find them with your face. Congrats!</p><p><strong>If you want to freeze deploys, freeze merges</strong><span>. Let people work on other things. I assure you, there is plenty of other valuable work to be done.</span></p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!aR1f!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F673546bf-45ed-41e4-b615-72da93f44c24_2332x337.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM" class="image-link image2 can-restack"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!aR1f!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F673546bf-45ed-41e4-b615-72da93f44c24_2332x337.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!aR1f!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F673546bf-45ed-41e4-b615-72da93f44c24_2332x337.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!aR1f!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F673546bf-45ed-41e4-b615-72da93f44c24_2332x337.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!aR1f!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F673546bf-45ed-41e4-b615-72da93f44c24_2332x337.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw"/><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!aR1f!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F673546bf-45ed-41e4-b615-72da93f44c24_2332x337.jpeg" width="558" height="80.48076923076923" data-attrs="{"src":"https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/673546bf-45ed-41e4-b615-72da93f44c24_2332x337.jpeg","srcNoWatermark":null,"fullscreen":null,"imageSize":null,"height":210,"width":1456,"resizeWidth":558,"bytes":60937,"alt":null,"title":null,"type":"image/jpeg","href":null,"belowTheFold":true,"topImage":false,"internalRedirect":"https://charitydotwtf.substack.com/i/182465670?img=https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F673546bf-45ed-41e4-b615-72da93f44c24_2332x337.jpeg","isProcessing":false,"align":null,"offset":false}" alt srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!aR1f!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F673546bf-45ed-41e4-b615-72da93f44c24_2332x337.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!aR1f!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F673546bf-45ed-41e4-b615-72da93f44c24_2332x337.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!aR1f!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F673546bf-45ed-41e4-b615-72da93f44c24_2332x337.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!aR1f!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F673546bf-45ed-41e4-b615-72da93f44c24_2332x337.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw" loading="lazy" class="sizing-normal"/></picture><div></div></div></a></figure></div><h2 class="header-anchor-post"><span>Don’t freeze deploys unless </span><em>your goal</em><span> is to test deploy freezes</span><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-alignItems-center pc-position-absolute pc-reset header-anchor-parent"><div class="pencraft pc-display-contents pc-reset pubTheme-yiXxQA"><div id="§dont-freeze-deploys-unless-your-goal-is-to-test-deploy-freezes" class="pencraft pc-reset header-anchor offset-top"></div><button tabindex="0" type="button" aria-label="Link" data-href="https://charity.wtf/i/182465670/dont-freeze-deploys-unless-your-goal-is-to-test-deploy-freezes" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft iconButton-mq_Et5 iconButtonBase-dJGHgN buttonBase-GK1x3M buttonStyle-r7yGCK size_sm-G3LciD priority_secondary-S63h9o"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="18" height="18" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-link"><path d="M10 13a5 5 0 0 0 7.54.54l3-3a5 5 0 0 0-7.07-7.07l-1.72 1.71"></path><path d="M14 11a5 5 0 0 0-7.54-.54l-3 3a5 5 0 0 0 7.07 7.07l1.71-1.71"></path></svg></button></div></div></h2><p><span>The second thing is a corollary. Don’t </span><em>actually</em><span> freeze deploys, unless your SREs and on call folks are bored and sitting around together, going “wouldn’t this be a great opportunity to test for memory leaks and other systemic issues that we don’t know about due to the frequency and regularity of our deploys?”</span></p><p>If that’s you, godspeed! Park that deploy engine and sit on the hood, let’s see what happens!</p><p><span>People always remember the outages and instability that we trigger with our actions. We tend to forget about the outages and instability we trigger with our </span><em>inaction</em><span>. But if you’re used to deploying every day, or many times a day: first, good for you. Second, I bet you a bottle of whiskey that something’s gonna break if you go for two weeks without deploying. </span></p><p>I bet you the good shit. Top shelf. 🥃</p><p><span>This one is </span><em>so easy</em><span> to mitigate, too. Just run the deploy process every day or two, but </span><strong>don’t ship new code out</strong><span>.</span></p><p>Alright. Time for me to go fly to my sister’s house. Happy holidays everyone! May your pagers be silent and your bellies be full, and may no one in your family or friend group mention politics this year!</p><p><span>💜💙💚💛🧡❤️💖</span><br/><span>charity</span></p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!cOpy!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F0e52da0e-c92d-4735-8124-7ea5efdc7b5f_2048x1536.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM" class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img can-restack"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!cOpy!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F0e52da0e-c92d-4735-8124-7ea5efdc7b5f_2048x1536.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!cOpy!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F0e52da0e-c92d-4735-8124-7ea5efdc7b5f_2048x1536.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!cOpy!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F0e52da0e-c92d-4735-8124-7ea5efdc7b5f_2048x1536.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!cOpy!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F0e52da0e-c92d-4735-8124-7ea5efdc7b5f_2048x1536.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw"/><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!cOpy!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F0e52da0e-c92d-4735-8124-7ea5efdc7b5f_2048x1536.jpeg" width="439" height="329.25" data-attrs="{"src":"https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/0e52da0e-c92d-4735-8124-7ea5efdc7b5f_2048x1536.jpeg","srcNoWatermark":null,"fullscreen":null,"imageSize":null,"height":1092,"width":1456,"resizeWidth":439,"bytes":992041,"alt":null,"title":null,"type":"image/jpeg","href":null,"belowTheFold":true,"topImage":false,"internalRedirect":"https://charitydotwtf.substack.com/i/182465670?img=https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F0e52da0e-c92d-4735-8124-7ea5efdc7b5f_2048x1536.jpeg","isProcessing":false,"align":null,"offset":false}" alt srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!cOpy!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F0e52da0e-c92d-4735-8124-7ea5efdc7b5f_2048x1536.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!cOpy!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F0e52da0e-c92d-4735-8124-7ea5efdc7b5f_2048x1536.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!cOpy!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F0e52da0e-c92d-4735-8124-7ea5efdc7b5f_2048x1536.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!cOpy!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F0e52da0e-c92d-4735-8124-7ea5efdc7b5f_2048x1536.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw" loading="lazy" class="sizing-normal"/></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg aria-hidden="true" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a><figcaption class="image-caption">Me and Bubba and Miss Pinky Persnickety</figcaption></figure></div><p>P.S. The title is hyperbole! I was frustrated! I felt like people were intentionally misrepresenting my point and my beliefs, so I leaned into it. Please remember that I grew up on a farm and we ended up eating most of our animals. Possibly I am still adjusting to civilized life. Also, I have two cats and I love them very much and have not eaten either of them yet.</p><p>A few other things I’ve written on the topic: </p><ul><li><p><a href="https://substack.com/home/post/p-181561589">Shipping Software Should Not Be Scary</a></p></li><li><p><a href="https://substack.com/home/post/p-181561541">Deploys: It’s Not Actually About Fridays</a></p></li><li><p><a href="https://substack.com/home/post/p-181561517">How Much Is Your Fear of Continuous Deployment Costing You?</a></p></li><li><p><a href="https://substack.com/home/post/p-181561522">Why Are My Tests So Slow? A List of Likely Suspects, Anti-Patterns, and Unresolved Personal Trauma</a></p></li></ul><p></p></div></div><div class="visibility-check"></div></div><div class="post-footer"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-16 pc-paddingTop-16 pc-paddingBottom-16 pc-justifyContent-space-between pc-alignItems-center pc-reset flex-grow-rzmknG border-top-detail-themed-k9TZAY border-bottom-detail-themed-Ua9186 post-ufi"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><div class="like-button-container post-ufi-button style-button"><button tabindex="0" type="button" aria-label="Like (26)" aria-pressed="false" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft post-ufi-button style-button has-label with-border"><svg aria-hidden="true" style="height:20px;width:20px;" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="#000000" stroke-width="2" stroke="#000" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" class="icon"><g><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="24" height="24" viewBox="0 0 24 24" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-heart"><path d="M19 14c1.49-1.46 3-3.21 3-5.5A5.5 5.5 0 0 0 16.5 3c-1.76 0-3 .5-4.5 2-1.5-1.5-2.74-2-4.5-2A5.5 5.5 0 0 0 2 8.5c0 2.3 1.5 4.05 3 5.5l7 7Z"></path></svg></g></svg><div class="label">26</div></button></div><button tabindex="0" type="button" aria-label="View comments (1)" data-href="https://charity.wtf/p/on-friday-deploys-sometimes-that/comments" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft post-ufi-button style-button post-ufi-comment-button has-label with-border"><svg aria-hidden="true" style="height:20px;width:20px;" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="#000000" stroke-width="2" stroke="#000" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" class="icon"><g><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="24" height="24" viewBox="0 0 24 24" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-message-circle"><path d="M7.9 20A9 9 0 1 0 4 16.1L2 22Z"></path></svg></g></svg><div class="label">1</div></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" id="radix-P0-56" aria-haspopup="menu" aria-expanded="false" data-state="closed" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft post-ufi-button style-button has-label with-border"><svg aria-hidden="true" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="2" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" class="icon"><g><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg><div class="label">4</div></button></div><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft post-ufi-button style-button has-label with-border"><div class="label">Share</div></button></div></div></div></div></article></div></div></div><div class="pencraft pc-display-contents pc-reset pubTheme-yiXxQA"><div class="visibility-check"></div><div id="discussion" class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-flexDirection-column pc-gap-16 pc-paddingTop-32 pc-paddingBottom-32 pc-reset"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-flexDirection-column pc-gap-32 pc-reset container"><h4 class="pencraft pc-reset line-height-24-jnGwiv font-display-nhmvtD size-20-P_cSRT weight-bold-DmI9lw reset-IxiVJZ">Discussion about this post</h4><div class="pencraft pc-alignSelf-flex-start pc-reset"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-flexDirection-column pc-position-relative pc-minWidth-0 pc-reset bg-primary-zk6FDl outline-detail-vcQLyr pc-borderRadius-sm overflow-hidden-WdpwT6"><div dir="ltr" data-orientation="horizontal" class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-flexDirection-column pc-reset flex-grow-rzmknG"><div style="outline:none;" tabindex="-1" aria-label="Select discussion type" role="tablist" aria-orientation="horizontal" data-orientation="horizontal" class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-4 pc-padding-4 pc-position-relative pc-reset cursor-default-flE2S1 pc-borderRadius-sm overflow-auto-7WTsTi scrollBar-hidden-HcAIpI"><button tabindex="-1" type="button" role="tab" aria-selected="true" aria-controls="radix-P0-70-content-comments" data-state="active" id="radix-P0-70-trigger-comments" data-orientation="horizontal" data-radix-collection-item class="pencraft pc-reset flex-auto-j3S2WA pencraft segment-j4TeZ4 buttonBase-GK1x3M buttonText-X0uSmG buttonStyle-r7yGCK priority_quaternary-kpMibu size_sm-G3LciD">Comments</button><button tabindex="-1" type="button" role="tab" aria-selected="false" aria-controls="radix-P0-70-content-restacks" data-state="inactive" id="radix-P0-70-trigger-restacks" data-orientation="horizontal" data-radix-collection-item class="pencraft pc-reset flex-auto-j3S2WA pencraft segment-j4TeZ4 buttonBase-GK1x3M buttonText-X0uSmG buttonStyle-r7yGCK priority_quaternary-kpMibu size_sm-G3LciD">Restacks</button><div class="pencraft pc-position-absolute pc-height-32 pc-reset bg-secondary-UUD3_J pc-borderRadius-xs sizing-border-box-DggLA4 highlight-U002IP"></div></div></div><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-alignItems-center pc-reset arrowButtonContainer-O4uSiH arrowButtonOverlaidContainer-t10AyH left-Tg8vqp"><div class="overlay-zrMCxn primary-lv_sOW"></div></div><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-alignItems-center pc-reset arrowButtonContainer-O4uSiH arrowButtonOverlaidContainer-t10AyH right-i3oWGi"><div class="overlay-zrMCxn primary-lv_sOW"></div></div></div></div></div><div id="substack-comments" class="single-post-section comments-section"><div class="container"><div class="visibility-check"></div><div data-test-id="comment-input" class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-reset flex-grow-rzmknG"><form class="comment-input-form form-CkZ7Kt"><div style="--scale:32px;" class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-width-32 pc-height-32 pc-justifyContent-center pc-alignItems-center pc-position-relative pc-reset bg-secondary-UUD3_J flex-auto-j3S2WA outline-detail-vcQLyr pc-borderRadius-full overflow-hidden-WdpwT6 sizing-border-box-DggLA4 container-TAtrWj"><div style="--scale:32px;" title="User" class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-width-32 pc-height-32 pc-justifyContent-center pc-alignItems-center pc-position-relative pc-reset bg-secondary-UUD3_J flex-auto-j3S2WA outline-detail-vcQLyr pc-borderRadius-full overflow-hidden-WdpwT6 sizing-border-box-DggLA4 container-TAtrWj"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!TnFC!,w_32,h_32,c_fill,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack.com%2Fimg%2Favatars%2Fdefault-light.png 1x, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!TnFC!,w_64,h_64,c_fill,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack.com%2Fimg%2Favatars%2Fdefault-light.png 2x, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!TnFC!,w_96,h_96,c_fill,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack.com%2Fimg%2Favatars%2Fdefault-light.png 3x"/><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!TnFC!,w_32,h_32,c_fill,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack.com%2Fimg%2Favatars%2Fdefault-light.png" alt="User's avatar" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!TnFC!,w_32,h_32,c_fill,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack.com%2Fimg%2Favatars%2Fdefault-light.png 1x, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!TnFC!,w_64,h_64,c_fill,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack.com%2Fimg%2Favatars%2Fdefault-light.png 2x, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!TnFC!,w_96,h_96,c_fill,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack.com%2Fimg%2Favatars%2Fdefault-light.png 3x" width="32" height="32" draggable="false" class="img-OACg1c object-fit-cover-u4ReeV pencraft pc-reset"/></picture></div></div><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-flexDirection-column pc-gap-8 pc-reset flex-grow-rzmknG"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-flexDirection-column pc-boxShadow-xs pc-reset bg-primary-zk6FDl flex-grow-rzmknG border-detail-EGrm7T pc-borderRadius-sm"><textarea name="body" placeholder="Write a comment..." aria-label="Write a comment..." rows="4" class="pencraft input-qHk4bN autogrowing-_ipn9Y textarea-GbEjRX inputText-pV_yWb unstyled-IJLUJU"></textarea></div><div data-state="closed" class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-flexDirection-column pc-reset overflow-hidden-WdpwT6"></div></div></form></div><div class="comment-list post-page-root-comment-list"><div class="comment-list-items"><div class="comment"><div id="comment-191208783" class="comment-anchor"></div><div id="comment-191208783-reply" class="comment-anchor"></div><div role="article" aria-label="Comment by Nic" class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-12 pc-paddingBottom-12 pc-reset comment-content"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-flexDirection-column pc-reset"><a href="https://substack.com/profile/8080274-nic?utm_source=comment" aria-label="View Nic's profile" class="pencraft pc-display-contents pc-reset"><div style="--scale:32px;" tabindex="0" class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-width-32 pc-height-32 pc-justifyContent-center pc-alignItems-center pc-position-relative pc-reset bg-secondary-UUD3_J flex-auto-j3S2WA animate-XFJxE4 outline-detail-vcQLyr pc-borderRadius-full overflow-hidden-WdpwT6 sizing-border-box-DggLA4 pressable-sm-YIJFKJ showFocus-sk_vEm container-TAtrWj interactive-UkK0V6"><div style="--scale:32px;" title="Nic" class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-width-32 pc-height-32 pc-justifyContent-center pc-alignItems-center pc-position-relative pc-reset bg-secondary-UUD3_J flex-auto-j3S2WA outline-detail-vcQLyr pc-borderRadius-full overflow-hidden-WdpwT6 sizing-border-box-DggLA4 container-TAtrWj"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!09CJ!,w_32,h_32,c_fill,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fbucketeer-e05bbc84-baa3-437e-9518-adb32be77984.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fe448e131-7589-4a25-a9a0-fc667605aa61_1500x1875.jpeg 1x, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!09CJ!,w_64,h_64,c_fill,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fbucketeer-e05bbc84-baa3-437e-9518-adb32be77984.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fe448e131-7589-4a25-a9a0-fc667605aa61_1500x1875.jpeg 2x, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!09CJ!,w_96,h_96,c_fill,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fbucketeer-e05bbc84-baa3-437e-9518-adb32be77984.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fe448e131-7589-4a25-a9a0-fc667605aa61_1500x1875.jpeg 3x"/><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!09CJ!,w_32,h_32,c_fill,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fbucketeer-e05bbc84-baa3-437e-9518-adb32be77984.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fe448e131-7589-4a25-a9a0-fc667605aa61_1500x1875.jpeg" alt="Nic's avatar" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!09CJ!,w_32,h_32,c_fill,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fbucketeer-e05bbc84-baa3-437e-9518-adb32be77984.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fe448e131-7589-4a25-a9a0-fc667605aa61_1500x1875.jpeg 1x, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!09CJ!,w_64,h_64,c_fill,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fbucketeer-e05bbc84-baa3-437e-9518-adb32be77984.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fe448e131-7589-4a25-a9a0-fc667605aa61_1500x1875.jpeg 2x, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!09CJ!,w_96,h_96,c_fill,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fbucketeer-e05bbc84-baa3-437e-9518-adb32be77984.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fe448e131-7589-4a25-a9a0-fc667605aa61_1500x1875.jpeg 3x" width="32" height="32" draggable="false" class="img-OACg1c object-fit-cover-u4ReeV pencraft pc-reset"/></picture></div></div></a></div><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-flexDirection-column pc-reset flex-grow-rzmknG"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-reset"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-flexDirection-column pc-gap-4 pc-reset"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-minWidth-0 pc-gap-8 pc-alignItems-center pc-justifyContent-space-between pc-reset line-height-20-t4M0El font-text-qe4AeH size-15-Psle70 weight-regular-mUq6Gb"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-minWidth-0 pc-gap-8 pc-alignItems-center pc-reset flex-grow-rzmknG"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-6 pc-reset color-primary-zABazT line-height-20-t4M0El font-text-qe4AeH size-13-hZTUKr weight-regular-mUq6Gb reset-IxiVJZ comment-author-name"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-4 pc-minWidth-0 pc-alignItems-center pc-reset"><span class="pencraft pc-reset ellipsis-Jb8om8 line-height-20-t4M0El font-text-qe4AeH size-15-Psle70 weight-medium-fw81nC reset-IxiVJZ"><span style="min-width:0;" data-state="closed"><span class="pencraft pc-reset decoration-hover-underline-ClDVRM reset-IxiVJZ"><a href="https://substack.com/profile/8080274-nic?utm_source=substack-feed-item" showBack data-native="true" class="link-LIBpto">Nic</a></span></span></span><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-alignItems-center pc-reset flex-auto-j3S2WA"><div data-testid="user-badge" class="pencraft pc-reset cursor-pointer-LYORKw inlineContainer-FbhgTi"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-reset"><svg width="12" height="12" viewBox="0 0 130 130" fill="none" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" class="subscriberBadge-Lpjxjx"><circle cx="65" cy="65" r="65" fill="var(--color-bg)"></circle><path d="M67.5321 67.2143C62.0162 68.2532 54.1338 68.2193 47.1778 64.9205M62.2892 67.2143C61.2169 61.5215 61.2875 53.3079 64.9106 46.1935M62.2892 62.5387C67.8295 61.4951 75.7573 61.534 82.7358 64.8765M67.6643 62.5635C68.7424 68.2874 68.6652 76.5598 64.9832 83.7008M64.9106 46.1935C66.0867 43.8841 67.6371 41.6906 69.6443 39.7368C77.6175 31.5462 89.5811 30.9614 97.1218 32.3817C98.5421 39.9224 97.9573 51.886 89.7667 59.8592C87.6515 62.032 85.2556 63.6696 82.7358 64.8765M64.9106 46.1935C63.7346 43.8841 62.1841 41.6906 60.177 39.7368C52.2038 31.5462 40.2401 30.9614 32.6995 32.3817C31.2791 39.9224 31.8639 51.886 40.0546 59.8592C42.1955 62.0585 44.6242 63.7095 47.1778 64.9205M82.7358 64.8765C85.2556 66.0834 87.6515 67.7209 89.7667 69.8938C97.9573 77.8669 98.5421 89.8306 97.1218 97.3712C89.5811 98.7916 77.6175 98.2068 69.6443 90.0162C67.6781 88.1022 66.1502 85.9583 64.9832 83.7008M64.9832 83.7008C63.8145 85.9674 62.2826 88.12 60.3092 90.041C52.3361 98.2316 40.3724 98.8164 32.8317 97.3961C31.4114 89.8554 31.9962 77.8918 40.1868 69.9186C42.2908 67.7572 44.6726 66.1255 47.1778 64.9205" stroke="var(--color-fg)" stroke-width="8.125" stroke-linejoin="round"></path></svg></div></div></div></div></div><span style="min-width:0;" data-state="closed"></span><a data-native="true" href="https://substack.com/note/c-191208783" rel="nofollow" title="Dec 24, 2025, 8:51 AM" class="pencraft pc-reset color-secondary-ls1g8s decoration-hover-underline-ClDVRM reset-IxiVJZ"><span class="pencraft pc-reset color-secondary-ls1g8s line-height-20-t4M0El font-text-qe4AeH size-13-hZTUKr weight-regular-mUq6Gb nowrap-QngyoB reset-IxiVJZ">Dec 24, 2025</span></a></div></div><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-4 pc-reset"><button tabindex="-1" type="button" class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-4 pc-height-20 pc-paddingLeft-6 pc-paddingRight-6 pc-paddingTop-2 pc-paddingBottom-2 pc-alignItems-center pc-reset font-text-qe4AeH size-11-NuY2Zx weight-medium-fw81nC pencraft tag-XbOVLt theme_accent-Y2sqZY priority_secondary-outline-RpooJS pencraft pc-display-flex pc-height-20 pc-paddingLeft-6 pc-paddingRight-6 pc-paddingTop-2 pc-paddingBottom-2 pc-gap-4 pc-alignItems-center pc-reset cursor-inherit-LxLBJ6 pc-borderRadius-xs font-text-qe4AeH size-11-NuY2Zx weight-medium-fw81nC"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-alignItems-center pc-reset leading-mI5Ihl fillIcon-dQ0mii"><svg aria-hidden="true" style="height:14px;width:14px;" width="14" height="14" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-width="2.5" stroke="#000" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><path stroke="none" d="M9.99915 16.7256C9.90515 16.7256 9.79102 16.692 9.65674 16.6249C9.52246 16.5622 9.3949 16.4906 9.27405 16.41C8.02974 15.6044 6.94657 14.7584 6.02454 13.8722C5.10697 12.9815 4.3953 12.0662 3.88953 11.1262C3.38375 10.1818 3.13086 9.23067 3.13086 8.27283C3.13086 7.63725 3.23157 7.05762 3.43298 6.53394C3.63888 6.01025 3.92086 5.55819 4.27893 5.17773C4.64148 4.79728 5.05774 4.50635 5.52771 4.30493C6.00216 4.09904 6.51241 3.99609 7.05847 3.99609C7.73433 3.99609 8.31844 4.16618 8.81079 4.50635C9.30762 4.84652 9.70374 5.28963 9.99915 5.83569C10.299 5.28516 10.6951 4.84204 11.1875 4.50635C11.6843 4.16618 12.2707 3.99609 12.9465 3.99609C13.4836 3.99609 13.9894 4.09904 14.4639 4.30493C14.9428 4.50635 15.3613 4.79728 15.7194 5.17773C16.0774 5.55819 16.3572 6.01025 16.5586 6.53394C16.7645 7.05762 16.8674 7.63725 16.8674 8.27283C16.8674 9.23067 16.6145 10.1818 16.1088 11.1262C15.603 12.0662 14.8891 12.9815 13.967 13.8722C13.0495 14.7584 11.9708 15.6044 10.731 16.41C10.6056 16.4906 10.4758 16.5622 10.3416 16.6249C10.2118 16.692 10.0976 16.7256 9.99915 16.7256Z"></path></g></svg></div>Liked by Charity Majors</button></div></div><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-flexDirection-column pc-reset flex-grow-rzmknG"></div><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-reset comment-menu-trigger-container triggerContainer-eX588u"><button tabindex="0" type="button" aria-label="Ellipsis" id="radix-P0-87" aria-haspopup="menu" aria-expanded="false" data-state="closed" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft trigger-j08Uop iconButton-mq_Et5 iconButtonBase-dJGHgN buttonBase-GK1x3M buttonStyle-r7yGCK size_sm-G3LciD priority_quaternary-kpMibu"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="16" height="16" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-ellipsis"><circle cx="12" cy="12" r="1"></circle><circle cx="19" cy="12" r="1"></circle><circle cx="5" cy="12" r="1"></circle></svg></button></div></div><div class="comment-body expanded"><p><span>We call ours “code slushies”. It’s not frozen, but your risk and urgency bar gets higher and higher the closer to the 24th you get. Can it wait? Can you do something else that last week? Helps it’s mid summer and no one wants to be paged from the beach. </span></p><p><span>Previous job even got a literal slushy machine in. That was… diabetic coma inducing. </span></p></div><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-16 pc-paddingTop-8 pc-justifyContent-flex-start pc-alignItems-center pc-reset comment-actions withShareButton-hQzuEn"><span class="pencraft pc-reset decoration-hover-underline-ClDVRM reset-IxiVJZ"><a class="pencraft pc-reset link-_X6et2 link-LIBpto"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-6 pc-alignItems-center pc-reset"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="16" height="16" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="var(--color-fg-secondary-themed)" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-message-circle"><path d="M7.9 20A9 9 0 1 0 4 16.1L2 22Z"></path></svg><div class="pencraft pc-reset color-pub-secondary-text-hGQ02T line-height-20-t4M0El font-meta-MWBumP size-11-NuY2Zx weight-medium-fw81nC transform-uppercase-yKDgcq reset-IxiVJZ meta-EgzBVA comment-actions-label">Reply</div></div></a></span><span class="pencraft pc-reset decoration-hover-underline-ClDVRM reset-IxiVJZ"><a class="pencraft pc-reset link-_X6et2 link-LIBpto"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-6 pc-alignItems-center pc-reset"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="16" height="16" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="var(--color-fg-secondary-themed)" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-share"><path d="M4 12v8a2 2 0 0 0 2 2h12a2 2 0 0 0 2-2v-8"></path><polyline points="16 6 12 2 8 6"></polyline><line x1="12" x2="12" y1="2" y2="15"></line></svg><div class="pencraft pc-reset color-pub-secondary-text-hGQ02T line-height-20-t4M0El font-meta-MWBumP size-11-NuY2Zx weight-medium-fw81nC transform-uppercase-yKDgcq reset-IxiVJZ meta-EgzBVA comment-actions-label">Share</div></div></a></span></div><div data-state="closed" class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-flexDirection-column pc-reset overflow-hidden-WdpwT6"></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><div class="single-post-section"><div class="container"><div class="visibility-check"></div><div style="margin-left:-8px;margin-right:-8px;" aria-label="Top Posts Footer" role="region" class="pencraft pc-paddingTop-24 pc-paddingBottom-24 pc-reset"><div class="portable-archive empty-list"><div aria-label="Archive sort tabs" role="navigation" class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-12 pc-paddingLeft-8 pc-paddingRight-8 pc-paddingBottom-16 pc-justifyContent-space-between pc-alignItems-center pc-reset"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-flexDirection-column pc-position-relative pc-minWidth-0 pc-reset bg-primary-zk6FDl outline-detail-vcQLyr pc-borderRadius-sm overflow-hidden-WdpwT6"><div dir="ltr" data-orientation="horizontal" class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-flexDirection-column pc-reset flex-grow-rzmknG"><div style="outline:none;" tabindex="-1" aria-label="Tabs" role="tablist" aria-orientation="horizontal" data-orientation="horizontal" class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-4 pc-padding-4 pc-position-relative pc-reset cursor-default-flE2S1 pc-borderRadius-sm overflow-auto-7WTsTi scrollBar-hidden-HcAIpI"><button tabindex="-1" type="button" role="tab" aria-selected="true" aria-controls="radix-P0-105-content-top" data-state="active" id="radix-P0-105-trigger-top" data-orientation="horizontal" data-radix-collection-item class="pencraft pc-reset flex-auto-j3S2WA pencraft segment-j4TeZ4 buttonBase-GK1x3M buttonText-X0uSmG buttonStyle-r7yGCK priority_quaternary-kpMibu size_sm-G3LciD">Top</button><button tabindex="-1" type="button" role="tab" aria-selected="false" aria-controls="radix-P0-105-content-new" data-state="inactive" id="radix-P0-105-trigger-new" data-orientation="horizontal" data-radix-collection-item class="pencraft pc-reset flex-auto-j3S2WA pencraft segment-j4TeZ4 buttonBase-GK1x3M buttonText-X0uSmG buttonStyle-r7yGCK priority_quaternary-kpMibu size_sm-G3LciD">Latest</button><button tabindex="-1" type="button" role="tab" aria-selected="false" aria-controls="radix-P0-105-content-community" data-state="inactive" id="radix-P0-105-trigger-community" data-orientation="horizontal" data-radix-collection-item class="pencraft pc-reset flex-auto-j3S2WA pencraft segment-j4TeZ4 buttonBase-GK1x3M buttonText-X0uSmG buttonStyle-r7yGCK priority_quaternary-kpMibu size_sm-G3LciD">Discussions</button><div class="pencraft pc-position-absolute pc-height-32 pc-reset bg-secondary-UUD3_J pc-borderRadius-xs sizing-border-box-DggLA4 highlight-U002IP"></div></div></div><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-alignItems-center pc-reset arrowButtonContainer-O4uSiH arrowButtonOverlaidContainer-t10AyH left-Tg8vqp"><div class="overlay-zrMCxn primary-lv_sOW"></div></div><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-alignItems-center pc-reset arrowButtonContainer-O4uSiH arrowButtonOverlaidContainer-t10AyH right-i3oWGi"><div class="overlay-zrMCxn primary-lv_sOW"></div></div></div><button tabindex="0" type="button" aria-label="Search" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft iconButton-mq_Et5 iconButtonBase-dJGHgN buttonBase-GK1x3M buttonStyle-r7yGCK size_md-gCDS3o priority_tertiary-rlke8z"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-search"><circle cx="11" cy="11" r="8"></circle><path d="m21 21-4.3-4.3"></path></svg></button></div><div class="portable-archive-list"><p class="portable-archive-empty dt-archive-empty-state">No posts</p></div></div></div></div></div><div class="visibility-check"></div><div class="pencraft pc-display-contents pc-reset pubInvertedTheme-U483dz"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-flexDirection-column pc-alignItems-center pc-justifyContent-center pc-padding-48 pc-mobile-padding-24 pc-reset bg-primary-zk6FDl container-jsOc9L"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-flexDirection-column pc-alignItems-center pc-gap-24 pc-flexWrap-wrap pc-reset content-jLbYeh"><h3 class="pencraft pc-reset color-primary-zABazT align-center-y7ZD4w line-height-28-s562kJ font-display-nhmvtD size-24-lFU3ly weight-semibold-uqA4FV reset-IxiVJZ">Ready for more?</h3><div class="container-IpPqBD"><form action="/api/v1/free?nojs=true" method="post" novalidate class="form form-M5sC90"><input type="hidden" name="first_url" value/><input type="hidden" name="first_referrer" value/><input type="hidden" name="current_url"/><input type="hidden" name="current_referrer"/><input type="hidden" name="first_session_url" value/><input type="hidden" name="first_session_referrer" value/><input type="hidden" name="referral_code"/><input type="hidden" name="source" value="subscribe_footer"/><input type="hidden" name="referring_pub_id"/><input type="hidden" name="additional_referring_pub_ids"/><div class="sideBySideWrap-vGXrwP"><div class="emailInputWrapper-QlA86j"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-minWidth-0 pc-position-relative pc-reset flex-auto-j3S2WA"><input name="email" placeholder="Type your email..." type="email" class="pencraft emailInput-OkIMeB emailInputOnAccentBackground-TfaCGr input-y4v6N4 inputText-pV_yWb"/></div></div><button tabindex="0" type="submit" disabled class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft rightButton primary subscribe-btn button-VFSdkv buttonOnAccentBackground-vmEt94 buttonBase-GK1x3M"><span class="button-text ">Subscribe</span></button></div><div id="error-container"></div></form></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-flexDirection-column pc-reset container-K5XPov"></div><div style="--color-app-light-accent:rgb(255 103 25 / 1);--color-app-light-accent-hover:rgb(255 86 0 / 1);--color-app-light-accent-inverse:rgb(255 255 255 / 1);--color-app-light-accent-text:rgb(255 103 25 / 1);--color-app-dark-accent:rgb(255 103 25 / 1);--color-app-dark-accent-hover:rgb(255 132 73 / 1);--color-app-dark-accent-inverse:rgb(255 255 255 / 1);--color-app-dark-accent-text:rgb(255 103 25 / 1);--color-app-light-bg-accent:rgb(255 103 25 / 0.2);--color-app-light-bg-accent-hover:rgb(255 103 25 / 0.3);--color-app-dark-bg-accent:rgb(255 103 25 / 0.2);--color-app-dark-bg-accent-hover:rgb(255 103 25 / 0.3);--color-app-light-fg-primary:rgb(54 55 55 / 1);--color-app-light-fg-secondary:rgb(134 135 135 / 1);--color-app-light-fg-tertiary:rgb(146 146 146 / 1);--color-app-dark-fg-primary:rgb(255 255 255 / 0.9);--color-app-dark-fg-secondary:rgb(255 255 255 / 0.6);--color-app-dark-fg-tertiary:rgb(255 255 255 / 0.4);--color-app-light-bg-primary:rgb(255 255 255 / 1);--color-app-light-bg-primary-hover:rgb(240 240 240 / 1);--color-app-light-bg-secondary:rgb(240 240 240 / 1);--color-app-light-bg-tertiary:rgb(221 221 221 / 1);--color-app-light-bg-quaternary:rgb(183 183 183 / 1);--color-app-dark-bg-primary:rgb(22 23 24 / 1);--color-app-dark-bg-primary-hover:rgb(27 28 29 / 1);--color-app-dark-bg-secondary:rgb(35 37 37 / 1);--color-app-dark-bg-tertiary:rgb(54 55 55 / 1);--color-app-dark-bg-quaternary:rgb(90 91 91 / 1);" class="pencraft pc-display-contents pc-reset appTheme-xUAu9p"><div class="footer-wrap publication-footer"><div class="visibility-check"></div><div class="footer profile-themed-background"><div class="container"><div class="footer-terms"><span>© 2026 Charity Majors</span><span> · </span><a href="https://substack.com/privacy" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="pencraft pc-reset decoration-underline-ClTkYc">Privacy</a><span> ∙ </span><a href="https://substack.com/tos" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="pencraft pc-reset decoration-underline-ClTkYc">Terms</a><span> ∙ </span><a href="https://substack.com/ccpa#personal-data-collected" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="pencraft pc-reset decoration-underline-ClTkYc">Collection notice</a></div><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-justifyContent-center pc-alignItems-center pc-reset footerButtons-ap9Sk7"><a data-native="true" href="https://substack.com/signup?utm_source=substack&utm_medium=web&utm_content=footer" class="footerSubstackCta-v5HWfj"><svg aria-hidden="true" width="1000" height="1000" viewBox="0 0 1000 1000" fill="#ff6719" stroke-width="1.8" stroke="none" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><path d="M764.166 348.371H236.319V419.402H764.166V348.371Z"></path><path d="M236.319 483.752V813.999L500.231 666.512L764.19 813.999V483.752H236.319Z"></path><path d="M764.166 213H236.319V284.019H764.166V213Z"></path></g></svg> Start your Substack</a><a data-native="true" href="https://substack.com/app/app-store-redirect?utm_campaign=app-marketing&utm_content=web-footer-button" class="footerSubstackCta-v5HWfj getTheApp-Yk3w1O noIcon-z7v9D8">Get the app</a></div><div translated class="pencraft pc-reset reset-IxiVJZ footer-slogan-blurb"><a href="https://substack.com" data-native="true">Substack</a> is the home for great culture</div></div></div></div></div></div><div role="region" aria-label="Notifications (F8)" tabindex="-1" style="pointer-events:none;"><ol tabindex="-1" style="--offset:0px;z-index:1000;" class="viewport-_BM4Bg"></ol></div><div></div><script suppressHydrationWarning nonce="iW28bA4vDuVvnQo7PQxG8g">window.__staticRouterHydrationData = JSON.parse("{\"loaderData\":{},\"actionData\":null,\"errors\":null}");</script>
|
||
</div>
|
||
|
||
|
||
<script src="https://js.sentry-cdn.com/6c2ff3e3828e4017b7faf7b63e24cdf8.min.js" crossorigin="anonymous"></script>
|
||
<script nonce="iW28bA4vDuVvnQo7PQxG8g">
|
||
window.Sentry && window.Sentry.onLoad(function() {
|
||
window.Sentry.init({
|
||
environment: window._preloads.sentry_environment,
|
||
dsn: window._preloads.sentry_dsn,
|
||
})
|
||
})
|
||
</script>
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
<script nonce="iW28bA4vDuVvnQo7PQxG8g">window._preloads = JSON.parse("{\"cspNonce\":\"iW28bA4vDuVvnQo7PQxG8g\",\"isEU\":false,\"language\":\"en\",\"country\":\"US\",\"leaderboardCountries\":[\"ES\",\"FR\",\"GB\",\"IT\",\"NL\"],\"enabledLeaderboardCountries\":[\"ES\",\"FR\",\"GB\",\"IT\",\"NL\"],\"userLocale\":{\"language\":\"en\",\"region\":\"US\",\"source\":\"default\"},\"base_url\":\"https://charity.wtf\",\"stripe_publishable_key\":\"pk_live_51QfnARLDSWi1i85FBpvw6YxfQHljOpWXw8IKi5qFWEzvW8HvoD8cqTulR9UWguYbYweLvA16P7LN6WZsGdZKrNkE00uGbFaOE3\",\"captcha_site_key\":\"6LeI15YsAAAAAPXyDcvuVqipba_jEFQCjz1PFQoz\",\"pub\":{\"apple_pay_disabled\":false,\"apex_domain\":null,\"author_id\":32306597,\"byline_images_enabled\":true,\"bylines_enabled\":true,\"chartable_token\":null,\"community_enabled\":true,\"copyright\":\"Charity Majors\",\"cover_photo_url\":\"https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/6e483de5-cf92-41be-beb1-b5af853e75f9_555x555.png\",\"created_at\":\"2024-08-26T05:48:54.313Z\",\"custom_domain_optional\":false,\"custom_domain\":\"charity.wtf\",\"default_comment_sort\":\"best_first\",\"default_coupon\":null,\"default_group_coupon\":null,\"default_show_guest_bios\":true,\"email_banner_url\":null,\"email_from_name\":\"Charity Majors\",\"email_from\":null,\"embed_tracking_disabled\":false,\"explicit\":false,\"expose_paywall_content_to_search_engines\":true,\"fb_pixel_id\":null,\"fb_site_verification_token\":null,\"flagged_as_spam\":false,\"founding_subscription_benefits\":null,\"free_subscription_benefits\":null,\"ga_pixel_id\":null,\"google_site_verification_token\":null,\"google_tag_manager_token\":null,\"hero_image\":null,\"hero_text\":\"observability, tech advice, honeycomb.io, etc\",\"hide_intro_subtitle\":null,\"hide_intro_title\":null,\"hide_podcast_feed_link\":false,\"homepage_type\":\"profile\",\"id\":2935724,\"image_thumbnails_always_enabled\":false,\"invite_only\":false,\"hide_podcast_from_pub_listings\":false,\"hide_podcast_from_pub_listings_prior_to\":null,\"language\":\"en\",\"logo_url_wide\":null,\"logo_url\":\"https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Tg4H!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F194fc089-9e91-4a15-85cc-5da3fca53eed_1280x1280.png\",\"minimum_group_size\":2,\"moderation_enabled\":true,\"name\":\"charity.wtf\",\"paid_subscription_benefits\":null,\"parsely_pixel_id\":null,\"chartbeat_domain\":null,\"payments_state\":\"disabled\",\"paywall_free_trial_enabled\":false,\"podcast_art_url\":null,\"paid_podcast_episode_art_url\":null,\"podcast_byline\":null,\"podcast_description\":null,\"podcast_enabled\":false,\"podcast_feed_url\":null,\"podcast_title\":null,\"post_preview_limit\":null,\"primary_user_id\":32306597,\"require_clickthrough\":false,\"show_pub_podcast_tab\":false,\"show_recs_on_homepage\":true,\"subdomain\":\"charitydotwtf\",\"subscriber_invites\":0,\"support_email\":null,\"theme_var_background_pop\":\"#FF6719\",\"theme_var_color_links\":false,\"theme_var_cover_bg_color\":null,\"trial_end_override\":null,\"twitter_pixel_id\":null,\"type\":\"newsletter\",\"post_reaction_faces_enabled\":true,\"is_personal_mode\":false,\"plans\":null,\"stripe_user_id\":null,\"stripe_country\":null,\"stripe_publishable_key\":null,\"stripe_platform_account\":null,\"automatic_tax_enabled\":null,\"author_name\":\"Charity Majors\",\"author_handle\":\"charitydotwtf\",\"author_photo_url\":\"https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!EAp-!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Ff7a54851-0549-41da-b041-3cfc959ec0ba_3088x2316.jpeg\",\"author_bio\":\"cofounder and CTO of honeycomb.io; pioneered modern observability. co-author of O'Reilly books \\\"Database Reliability Engineering\\\" and \\\"Observability Engineering\\\", now wrapping up the 2nd ed. loves free software, free speech, and peaty single malts.\",\"has_custom_tos\":false,\"has_custom_privacy\":false,\"theme\":{\"background_pop_color\":null,\"web_bg_color\":\"#ffffff\",\"cover_bg_color\":null,\"publication_id\":2935724,\"color_links\":null,\"font_preset_heading\":null,\"font_preset_body\":null,\"font_family_headings\":null,\"font_family_body\":null,\"font_family_ui\":null,\"font_size_body_desktop\":null,\"print_secondary\":null,\"custom_css_web\":null,\"custom_css_email\":null,\"home_hero\":\"newspaper\",\"home_posts\":\"list\",\"home_show_top_posts\":false,\"hide_images_from_list\":false,\"home_hero_alignment\":\"left\",\"home_hero_show_podcast_links\":true,\"default_post_header_variant\":null,\"custom_header\":null,\"custom_footer\":null,\"social_media_links\":null,\"font_options\":null,\"section_template\":null,\"custom_subscribe\":null,\"design_template\":null,\"design_template_options\":null},\"threads_v2_settings\":{\"first_thread_email_sent_at\":null,\"activated_at\":null,\"reader_thread_notifications_enabled\":false,\"create_thread_minimum_role\":\"contributor\",\"photo_replies_enabled\":true,\"boost_free_subscriber_chat_preview_enabled\":false,\"push_suppression_enabled\":false},\"default_group_coupon_percent_off\":null,\"default_group_coupon_include_founding\":null,\"pause_return_date\":null,\"has_posts\":true,\"has_recommendations\":true,\"first_post_date\":\"2015-12-27T01:57:32.000Z\",\"has_podcast\":false,\"has_free_podcast\":false,\"has_subscriber_only_podcast\":false,\"has_community_content\":true,\"rankingDetail\":\"Launched 2 years ago\",\"rankingDetailFreeIncluded\":\"Thousands of subscribers\",\"rankingDetailOrderOfMagnitude\":0,\"rankingDetailFreeIncludedOrderOfMagnitude\":1000,\"rankingDetailFreeSubscriberCount\":\"Over 6,000 subscribers\",\"rankingDetailByLanguage\":{\"ar\":{\"rankingDetail\":\"\u062A\u0645 \u0627\u0644\u0625\u0637\u0644\u0627\u0642 2 years ago\"},\"ca\":{\"rankingDetail\":\"S\u2019ha llan\u00E7at fa 2 anys\"},\"da\":{\"rankingDetail\":\"Lancering 2 \u00E5r\"},\"de\":{\"rankingDetail\":\"vor 2 Jahren gelauncht\"},\"es\":{\"rankingDetail\":\"Lanzado hace 2 a\u00F1os\"},\"fr\":{\"rankingDetail\":\"Lanc\u00E9 il y a 2 ann\u00E9es\"},\"id\":{\"rankingDetail\":\"Diluncurkan 2 tahun yang lalu\"},\"ja\":{\"rankingDetail\":\"\u958B\u59CB\u65E5 2\u5E74\u524D\"},\"ko\":{\"rankingDetail\":\"2\uB144 \uC804\uC5D0 \uCD9C\uC2DC\"},\"nb\":{\"rankingDetail\":\"Lansert 2 \u00E5r\"},\"nl\":{\"rankingDetail\":\"Gelanceerd 2 jaar geleden\"},\"pl\":{\"rankingDetail\":\"Uruchomiono 2 lat temu\"},\"pt\":{\"rankingDetail\":\"Lan\u00E7ado 2 anos\"},\"pt-br\":{\"rankingDetail\":\"Lan\u00E7ado 2 anos\"},\"en-gb\":{\"rankingDetail\":\"Launched 2 years ago\"},\"it\":{\"rankingDetail\":\"Lanciato 2 anni\"},\"tr\":{\"rankingDetail\":\"2 y\u0131l ba\u015Flat\u0131ld\u0131\"},\"sv\":{\"rankingDetail\":\"Lanserad 2 \u00E5r sedan\"},\"fi\":{\"rankingDetail\":\"Launched 2 vuotta\"},\"is\":{\"rankingDetail\":\"Launched 2 \u00E1r\"},\"zh-hans\":{\"rankingDetail\":\"\u4E8E2 \u5E74\u524D\u4E0A\u7EBF\"},\"zh-hant\":{\"rankingDetail\":\"\u65BC 2 \u5E74\u524D \u63A8\u51FA\"},\"en\":{\"rankingDetail\":\"Launched 2 years ago\"}},\"freeSubscriberCount\":\"6,000\",\"freeSubscriberCountOrderOfMagnitude\":\"6.3K+\",\"author_bestseller_tier\":0,\"author_badge\":{\"type\":\"subscriber\",\"tier\":5,\"accent_colors\":null},\"disable_monthly_subscriptions\":false,\"disable_annual_subscriptions\":false,\"hide_post_restacks\":false,\"notes_feed_enabled\":false,\"showIntroModule\":false,\"isPortraitLayout\":false,\"last_chat_post_at\":null,\"primary_profile_name\":\"Charity Majors\",\"primary_profile_photo_url\":\"https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!EAp-!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Ff7a54851-0549-41da-b041-3cfc959ec0ba_3088x2316.jpeg\",\"no_follow\":false,\"sponsorshipCampaigns\":{},\"paywall_chat\":\"free\",\"sections\":[],\"podcastTabInfo\":null,\"multipub_migration\":null,\"navigationBarItems\":[],\"has_active_perks\":false,\"contributors\":[{\"name\":\"Charity Majors\",\"handle\":\"charitydotwtf\",\"role\":\"admin\",\"owner\":true,\"user_id\":32306597,\"photo_url\":\"https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!EAp-!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Ff7a54851-0549-41da-b041-3cfc959ec0ba_3088x2316.jpeg\",\"bio\":\"cofounder and CTO of honeycomb.io; pioneered modern observability. co-author of O'Reilly books \\\"Database Reliability Engineering\\\" and \\\"Observability Engineering\\\", now wrapping up the 2nd ed. loves free software, free speech, and peaty single malts.\",\"status\":{\"bestsellerTier\":null,\"subscriberTier\":5,\"leaderboard\":null,\"vip\":false,\"badge\":{\"type\":\"subscriber\",\"tier\":5,\"accent_colors\":null},\"subscriber\":null}}],\"threads_v2_enabled\":true,\"viralGiftsConfig\":null,\"no_index\":false,\"tier\":2,\"can_set_google_site_verification\":true,\"can_have_sitemap\":true,\"founding_plan_name_english\":\"Founding Member\",\"base_url\":\"https://charity.wtf\",\"hostname\":\"charity.wtf\",\"is_on_substack\":false,\"spotify_podcast_settings\":null,\"unified_podcast_settings\":null,\"podcastPalette\":{\"DarkMuted\":{\"population\":72,\"rgb\":[73,153,137]},\"DarkVibrant\":{\"population\":6013,\"rgb\":[4,100,84]},\"LightMuted\":{\"population\":7,\"rgb\":[142,198,186]},\"LightVibrant\":{\"population\":3,\"rgb\":[166,214,206]},\"Muted\":{\"population\":6,\"rgb\":[92,164,156]},\"Vibrant\":{\"population\":5,\"rgb\":[76,164,146]}},\"pageThemes\":{\"podcast\":null},\"supports_ip_content_unlock\":false,\"appTheme\":{\"colors\":{\"accent\":{\"name\":\"#ff6719\",\"primary\":{\"r\":255,\"g\":103,\"b\":25,\"a\":1},\"primary_hover\":{\"r\":232,\"g\":83,\"b\":0,\"a\":1},\"primary_elevated\":{\"r\":232,\"g\":83,\"b\":0,\"a\":1},\"secondary\":{\"r\":255,\"g\":103,\"b\":25,\"a\":0.2},\"contrast\":{\"r\":255,\"g\":255,\"b\":255,\"a\":1},\"bg\":{\"r\":255,\"g\":103,\"b\":25,\"a\":0.2},\"bg_hover\":{\"r\":255,\"g\":103,\"b\":25,\"a\":0.3},\"dark\":{\"primary\":{\"r\":255,\"g\":103,\"b\":25,\"a\":1},\"primary_hover\":{\"r\":255,\"g\":132,\"b\":73,\"a\":1},\"primary_elevated\":{\"r\":255,\"g\":132,\"b\":73,\"a\":1},\"secondary\":{\"r\":255,\"g\":103,\"b\":25,\"a\":0.2},\"contrast\":{\"r\":255,\"g\":255,\"b\":255,\"a\":1},\"bg\":{\"r\":255,\"g\":103,\"b\":25,\"a\":0.2},\"bg_hover\":{\"r\":255,\"g\":103,\"b\":25,\"a\":0.3}}},\"fg\":{\"primary\":{\"r\":0,\"g\":0,\"b\":0,\"a\":0.8},\"secondary\":{\"r\":0,\"g\":0,\"b\":0,\"a\":0.6},\"tertiary\":{\"r\":0,\"g\":0,\"b\":0,\"a\":0.4},\"accent\":{\"r\":213,\"g\":66,\"b\":0,\"a\":1},\"dark\":{\"primary\":{\"r\":255,\"g\":255,\"b\":255,\"a\":0.9},\"secondary\":{\"r\":255,\"g\":255,\"b\":255,\"a\":0.6},\"tertiary\":{\"r\":255,\"g\":255,\"b\":255,\"a\":0.4},\"accent\":{\"r\":255,\"g\":103,\"b\":25,\"a\":1}}},\"bg\":{\"name\":\"#ffffff\",\"hue\":{\"r\":255,\"g\":255,\"b\":255,\"a\":0},\"tint\":{\"r\":255,\"g\":255,\"b\":255,\"a\":0},\"primary\":{\"r\":255,\"g\":255,\"b\":255,\"a\":1},\"primary_hover\":{\"r\":250,\"g\":250,\"b\":250,\"a\":1},\"primary_elevated\":{\"r\":250,\"g\":250,\"b\":250,\"a\":1},\"secondary\":{\"r\":238,\"g\":238,\"b\":238,\"a\":1},\"secondary_elevated\":{\"r\":206.90096477355226,\"g\":206.90096477355175,\"b\":206.9009647735519,\"a\":1},\"tertiary\":{\"r\":219,\"g\":219,\"b\":219,\"a\":1},\"quaternary\":{\"r\":182,\"g\":182,\"b\":182,\"a\":1},\"dark\":{\"primary\":{\"r\":22,\"g\":23,\"b\":24,\"a\":1},\"primary_hover\":{\"r\":27,\"g\":28,\"b\":29,\"a\":1},\"primary_elevated\":{\"r\":27,\"g\":28,\"b\":29,\"a\":1},\"secondary\":{\"r\":35,\"g\":37,\"b\":37,\"a\":1},\"secondary_elevated\":{\"r\":41.35899397549579,\"g\":43.405356429195315,\"b\":43.40489285041963,\"a\":1},\"tertiary\":{\"r\":54,\"g\":55,\"b\":55,\"a\":1},\"quaternary\":{\"r\":90,\"g\":91,\"b\":91,\"a\":1}}}}},\"portalAppTheme\":{\"colors\":{\"accent\":{\"name\":\"#FF6719\",\"primary\":{\"r\":255,\"g\":103,\"b\":25,\"a\":1},\"primary_hover\":{\"r\":255,\"g\":86,\"b\":0,\"a\":1},\"primary_elevated\":{\"r\":255,\"g\":103,\"b\":25,\"a\":1},\"secondary\":{\"r\":255,\"g\":103,\"b\":25,\"a\":1},\"contrast\":{\"r\":255,\"g\":255,\"b\":255,\"a\":1},\"bg\":{\"r\":255,\"g\":103,\"b\":25,\"a\":0.2},\"bg_hover\":{\"r\":255,\"g\":103,\"b\":25,\"a\":0.3},\"dark\":{\"primary\":{\"r\":255,\"g\":103,\"b\":25,\"a\":1},\"primary_hover\":{\"r\":255,\"g\":132,\"b\":73,\"a\":1},\"primary_elevated\":{\"r\":255,\"g\":132,\"b\":73,\"a\":1},\"secondary\":{\"r\":255,\"g\":103,\"b\":25,\"a\":0.2},\"contrast\":{\"r\":255,\"g\":255,\"b\":255,\"a\":1},\"bg\":{\"r\":255,\"g\":103,\"b\":25,\"a\":0.2},\"bg_hover\":{\"r\":255,\"g\":103,\"b\":25,\"a\":0.3}}},\"fg\":{\"primary\":{\"r\":54,\"g\":55,\"b\":55,\"a\":1},\"secondary\":{\"r\":134,\"g\":135,\"b\":135,\"a\":1},\"tertiary\":{\"r\":146,\"g\":146,\"b\":146,\"a\":1},\"accent\":{\"r\":255,\"g\":103,\"b\":25,\"a\":1},\"dark\":{\"primary\":{\"r\":255,\"g\":255,\"b\":255,\"a\":0.9},\"secondary\":{\"r\":255,\"g\":255,\"b\":255,\"a\":0.6},\"tertiary\":{\"r\":255,\"g\":255,\"b\":255,\"a\":0.4},\"accent\":{\"r\":255,\"g\":103,\"b\":25,\"a\":1}}},\"bg\":{\"name\":\"#ffffff\",\"hue\":{\"r\":255,\"g\":255,\"b\":255,\"a\":1},\"tint\":{\"r\":255,\"g\":255,\"b\":255,\"a\":1},\"primary\":{\"r\":255,\"g\":255,\"b\":255,\"a\":1},\"primary_hover\":{\"r\":240,\"g\":240,\"b\":240,\"a\":1},\"primary_elevated\":{\"r\":255,\"g\":255,\"b\":255,\"a\":1},\"secondary\":{\"r\":240,\"g\":240,\"b\":240,\"a\":1},\"secondary_elevated\":{\"r\":240,\"g\":240,\"b\":240,\"a\":1},\"tertiary\":{\"r\":221,\"g\":221,\"b\":221,\"a\":1},\"quaternary\":{\"r\":183,\"g\":183,\"b\":183,\"a\":1},\"dark\":{\"primary\":{\"r\":22,\"g\":23,\"b\":24,\"a\":1},\"primary_hover\":{\"r\":27,\"g\":28,\"b\":29,\"a\":1},\"primary_elevated\":{\"r\":27,\"g\":28,\"b\":29,\"a\":1},\"secondary\":{\"r\":35,\"g\":37,\"b\":37,\"a\":1},\"secondary_elevated\":{\"r\":41.35899397549579,\"g\":43.405356429195315,\"b\":43.40489285041963,\"a\":1},\"tertiary\":{\"r\":54,\"g\":55,\"b\":55,\"a\":1},\"quaternary\":{\"r\":90,\"g\":91,\"b\":91,\"a\":1}}},\"wordmark_bg\":{\"r\":255,\"g\":255,\"b\":255,\"a\":1},\"is_dark\":false}},\"logoPalette\":{\"Vibrant\":{\"rgb\":[180,92,88],\"population\":2},\"DarkVibrant\":{\"rgb\":[16,117,82],\"population\":12},\"LightVibrant\":{\"rgb\":[220,177,157],\"population\":9},\"Muted\":{\"rgb\":[158,133,126],\"population\":555},\"DarkMuted\":{\"rgb\":[58,63,68],\"population\":331},\"LightMuted\":{\"rgb\":[210,190,169],\"population\":99}}},\"confirmedLogin\":false,\"hide_intro_popup\":false,\"block_auto_login\":false,\"domainInfo\":{\"isSubstack\":false,\"customDomain\":\"charity.wtf\"},\"experimentFeatures\":{},\"experimentExposures\":{},\"siteConfigs\":{\"score_upsell_email\":\"control\",\"first_chat_email_enabled\":true,\"new_commenter_approval\":false,\"pub_update_opennode_api_key\":false,\"notes_video_max_duration_minutes\":15,\"show_content_label_age_gating_in_feed\":false,\"zendesk_automation_cancellations\":false,\"mfa_action_box_enabled\":false,\"publication_max_bylines\":35,\"no_contest_charge_disputes\":false,\"scheduled_post_share_assets_enabled\":false,\"publication_tabs_reorder\":false,\"comp_expiry_email_new_copy\":\"NONE\",\"free_unlock_required\":false,\"enable_section_group_pages\":false,\"enable_post_summarization\":false,\"live_stream_host_warning_message\":\"\",\"bitcoin_enabled\":false,\"minimum_ios_os_version\":\"17.0.0\",\"show_entire_square_image\":false,\"hide_subscriber_count\":false,\"fit_in_live_stream_player\":false,\"publication_author_display_override\":\"\",\"enable_saved_segments\":true,\"generate_pdf_tax_report\":false,\"hide_post_sidebar\":false,\"show_generic_post_importer\":false,\"enable_pledges_modal\":true,\"community_automod_non_english_enabled\":true,\"audio_clips_enabled\":false,\"enable_videos_page\":false,\"exempt_from_gtm_filter\":false,\"group_sections_and_podcasts_in_menu\":false,\"boost_optin_modal_enabled\":true,\"standards_and_enforcement_features_enabled\":false,\"pub_creation_captcha_behavior\":\"risky_pubs_or_rate_limit\",\"post_blogspot_importer\":false,\"enable_high_res_background_uploading\":false,\"pub_tts_override\":\"default\",\"disable_monthly_subscriptions\":false,\"skip_welcome_email\":false,\"chat_reader_thread_notification_default\":false,\"scheduled_pinned_posts\":false,\"disable_redirect_outbound_utm_params\":false,\"reader_gift_referrals_enabled\":true,\"dont_show_guest_byline\":false,\"like_comments_enabled\":true,\"enable_theme_editor_deferred_saves\":false,\"enable_sponsorship_campaigns_advanced\":false,\"temporal_livestream_ended_draft\":true,\"enable_pangram_ai_detection\":true,\"fallback_to_archive_search_on_section_pages\":false,\"livekit_track_egress_custom_base_url\":\"http://livekit-egress-custom-recorder-participant-test.s3-website-us-east-1.amazonaws.com\",\"welcome_screen_blurb_override\":\"\",\"like_posts_enabled\":true,\"twitter_player_card_enabled\":true,\"feed_promoted_user\":false,\"show_note_stats_for_all_notes\":false,\"section_specific_csv_imports_enabled\":false,\"disable_podcast_feed_description_cta\":false,\"bypass_profile_substack_logo_detection\":false,\"use_preloaded_player_sources\":false,\"list_pruning_enabled\":false,\"facebook_connect\":false,\"opt_in_to_sections_during_subscribe\":false,\"underlined_colored_links\":false,\"enable_efficient_digest_embed\":false,\"enable_aligned_images\":false,\"max_image_upload_mb\":64,\"threads_suggested_ios_version\":null,\"pledges_disabled\":false,\"threads_minimum_ios_version\":812,\"hide_podcast_email_setup_link\":false,\"subscribe_captcha_behavior\":\"default\",\"publication_ban_sample_rate\":0,\"custom_themes_substack_subscribe_modal\":false,\"ios_post_share_assets_screenshot_trigger\":\"control\",\"opt_in_to_sections_during_subscribe_include_main_pub_newsletter\":false,\"continue_support_cta_in_newsletter_emails\":false,\"bloomberg_syndication_enabled\":false,\"allow_document_freeze\":false,\"test_age_gate_user\":false,\"podcast_main_feed_is_firehose\":false,\"pub_app_incentive_gift\":\"\",\"no_embed_redirect\":false,\"customized_email_from_name_for_new_follow_emails\":\"treatment\",\"spotify_open_access_sandbox_mode\":false,\"disable_custom_nav_menu\":false,\"enable_livestream_name_cards\":false,\"fullstory_enabled\":false,\"chat_reply_poll_interval\":3,\"thefp_enable_email_upsell_banner\":false,\"force_pub_links_to_use_subdomain\":false,\"always_show_cookie_banner\":false,\"hide_media_download_option\":false,\"hide_post_restacks\":false,\"feed_item_source_debug_mode\":false,\"twitter_embed_video_playback_enabled\":false,\"publication_homepage_title_display_override\":\"\",\"enable_email_automation_stats\":false,\"post_preview_highlight_byline\":false,\"4k_video\":false,\"enable_islands_section_intent_screen\":false,\"post_metering_enabled\":false,\"notifications_disabled\":\"\",\"cross_post_notification_threshold\":1000,\"facebook_connect_prod_app\":true,\"force_into_pymk_ranking\":false,\"minimum_android_version\":756,\"group_size_change_notification_email_enabled\":false,\"enable_transcription_translations\":false,\"use_og_image_as_twitter_image_for_post_previews\":false,\"always_use_podcast_channel_art_as_episode_art_in_rss\":false,\"seo_tier_override\":\"NONE\",\"editor_role_enabled\":false,\"no_follow_links\":false,\"publisher_api_enabled\":false,\"zendesk_support_priority\":\"default\",\"enable_post_clips_stats\":false,\"enable_subscriber_referrals_awards\":true,\"ios_profile_themes_feed_permalink_enabled\":false,\"reader_survey_during_subscribe_enabled\":true,\"use_publication_language_for_transcription\":false,\"show_substack_funded_gifts_tooltip\":true,\"disable_ai_transcription\":false,\"per_pub_notification_settings\":false,\"live_stream_creation_enabled\":true,\"disable_card_element_in_europe\":false,\"web_growth_item_promotion_threshold\":0,\"bundle_subscribe_enabled\":false,\"web_vitals_sample_rate\":0,\"allow_live_stream_auto_takedown\":\"true\",\"mobile_publication_attachments_enabled\":false,\"enable_design_templates_events_page\":false,\"enable_survey_response_crm_filters\":false,\"disable_personal_substack_initialization\":false,\"section_specific_welcome_pages\":false,\"local_payment_methods\":\"control\",\"publisher_api_cancel_comp\":false,\"posts_in_rss_feed\":20,\"publisher_dashboard_section_selector\":false,\"reader_surveys_platform_question_order\":\"36,1,4,2,3,5,6,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20,21,22,23,24,25,26,27,28,29,30,31,32,33,34,35\",\"login_guard_app_link_in_email\":true,\"community_moderators_enabled\":false,\"enable_custom_theme\":false,\"monthly_sub_is_one_off\":false,\"unread_notes_activity_digest\":\"control\",\"display_cookie_settings\":false,\"welcome_page_query_params\":false,\"enable_free_podcast_urls\":false,\"comp_expiry_emails_disabled\":false,\"enable_description_on_polls\":false,\"use_microlink_for_instagram_embeds\":false,\"free_signup_confirmation_behavior\":\"with_email_validation\",\"ios_post_stats_for_admins\":false,\"enable_design_templates\":false,\"use_livestream_post_media_composition\":true,\"section_specific_preambles\":false,\"pub_export_temp_disable\":false,\"show_menu_on_posts\":false,\"ios_post_subscribe_web_routing\":true,\"enable_pangram_detection_settings\":false,\"freewalls_enabled_web\":false,\"app_onboarding_survey_email\":false,\"republishing_enabled\":false,\"app_mode\":false,\"show_phone_banner\":false,\"minimum_ios_version\":2200,\"enable_author_pages\":false,\"enable_decagon_chat\":true,\"first_month_upsell\":\"control\",\"new_user_checklist_enabled\":\"use_follower_count\",\"disable_high_res_recording\":false,\"latex_upgraded_inline\":false,\"anonymous_post_metering_enabled\":false,\"rss_verification_code\":\"\",\"notification_post_emails\":\"experiment\",\"chat_suppress_contributor_push_option_enabled\":false,\"enable_subscriber_tags\":true,\"media_feed_app_prepend_inbox_limit\":0,\"export_hooks_enabled\":false,\"audio_encoding_bitrate\":null,\"extra_seats_coupon_type\":false,\"post_subdomain_universal_links\":false,\"post_import_max_file_size\":26214400,\"feed_promoted_video_publication\":false,\"livekit_reconnect_slate_url\":\"https://mux-livestream-assets.s3.us-east-1.amazonaws.com/custom-disconnect-slate-tall.png\",\"exclude_from_pymk_suggestions\":false,\"publication_ranking_variant\":\"experiment\",\"disable_annual_subscriptions\":false,\"hack_jane_manchun_wong\":true,\"android_enable_auto_gain_control\":true,\"allow_coupons_on_upgrade\":false,\"test_au_age_gate_user\":false,\"pub_auto_moderation_enabled\":false,\"disable_live_stream_ai_trimming_by_default\":false,\"disable_deletion\":false,\"livekit_egress_custom_base_url\":\"http://livekit-egress-custom-recorder.s3-website-us-east-1.amazonaws.com\",\"clip_focused_video_upload_flow\":false,\"live_stream_max_guest_users\":2,\"android_upgrade_alert_dialog_reincarnated\":true,\"enable_video_seo_data\":false,\"can_reimport_unsubscribed_users_with_2x_optin\":false,\"founding_upgrade_during_gift_disabled\":false,\"thefp_enable_section_groups\":false,\"review_incoming_email\":\"default\",\"enable_founding_gifts\":false,\"enable_sponsorship_campaigns\":false,\"thefp_forum_polls_enabled\":false,\"thefp_enable_embed_media_links\":false,\"sort_modal_search_results\":false,\"default_thumbnail_time\":10,\"load_test_unichat\":false,\"live_stream_head_alignment_guide\":false,\"free_press_combo_subscribe_flow_enabled\":false,\"enable_code_embed_toc\":false,\"enable_publication_tax_settings\":false,\"gifts_from_substack_feature_available\":true,\"disable_ai_clips\":false,\"enable_elevenlabs_voiceovers\":false,\"thefp_enable_transcripts\":false,\"show_simple_post_editor\":false,\"instacart_integration_enabled\":false,\"enable_publication_podcasts_page\":false,\"enable_direct_message_request_bypass\":false,\"enable_apple_news_sync\":false,\"live_stream_in_trending_topic_overrides\":\"\",\"free_press_newsletter_promo_enabled\":false,\"account_based_post_metering_enabled\":false,\"disable_live_stream_reactions\":false,\"instacart_partner_id\":\"\",\"enable_adhoc_email_scheduling\":true,\"media_feed_prepend_inbox_limit\":35,\"welcome_page_no_opt_out\":false,\"enable_caption_translation_tools\":false,\"section_specific_postscripts\":false,\"edit_profile_theme_colors\":false,\"disable_clipping_for_readers\":false,\"enable_apple_podcast_delivery_self_serve_pem_files\":false,\"enable_press_kit_preview_modal\":false,\"enable_rnc_page\":true,\"live_stream_video_degradation_preference\":\"maintainFramerate\",\"enable_high_follower_dm\":true,\"pause_app_badges\":false,\"profile_feed_expanded_inventory\":false,\"livekit_mux_latency_mode\":\"low\",\"feed_juiced_user\":0,\"global_iap_plan_setup_countries\":\"AE,AG,AL,AM,AT,AU,BA,BG,BH,BJ,BN,BS,BT,BW,CH,CI,CR,CY,CZ,DK,DZ,EC,EE,ET,FI,GM,GT,GY,HK,HR,HU,ID,IL,IN,IS,JM,JO,KE,KW,LC,LI,LK,LT,LU,LV,MA,MD,MG,MK,MN,MT,MU,MX,MY,MZ,NA,NO,NZ,OM,PA,PE,PH,PK,QA,RO,RS,RW,SE,SG,SI,SK,SN,SV,TH,TN,TR,TT,TW,TZ,UZ,VN,ZA\",\"enable_collapsed_content\":false,\"enable_polymarket_expandable_embeds\":true,\"publisher_dashboard_group_subs_sidebar\":false,\"use_advanced_commerce_api_for_iap\":false,\"skip_free_preview_language_in_podcast_notes\":false,\"larger_wordmark_on_publication_homepage\":false,\"enable_mobile_stats_for_admins\":false,\"enable_livestream_youtube_simulcast\":false,\"enable_persona_sandbox_environment\":false,\"allowed_email_domains\":\"mozmail.com\",\"create_nav_item_from_tag\":false,\"bypass_single_unlock_token_limit\":false,\"enable_code_embeds\":false,\"add_section_and_tag_metadata\":false,\"daily_promoted_notes_enabled\":true,\"enable_segments_ui_revamp\":true,\"enable_islands_cms\":false,\"enable_livestream_combined_stats\":false,\"redirect_to_pub_after_welcome_signup\":false,\"chartbeat_video_enabled\":false,\"enable_drip_campaigns\":false,\"enable_filtered_posts_on_homepage\":false,\"post_management_search_engine\":\"elasticsearch\",\"new_bestseller_leaderboard_feed_item_enabled\":false,\"feed_main_disabled\":false,\"enable_account_settings_revamp\":false,\"thefp_enable_fp_recirc_block\":false,\"top_search_variant\":\"control\",\"enable_debug_logs_ios\":false,\"show_pub_content_on_profile_for_pub_id\":0,\"show_pub_content_on_profile\":false,\"livekit_track_egress\":true,\"onboarding_suggestions_search\":\"experiment\",\"feed_tuner_enabled\":false,\"livekit_mux_latency_mode_rtmp\":\"low\",\"google_login_enabled\":false,\"livekit_high_quality_egress\":false,\"iap_announcement_blog_url\":\"\",\"disable_code_embed_chrome\":false,\"ios_livestream_feedback\":false,\"founding_plan_upgrade_warning\":false,\"ios_mediaplayer_reply_bar_v2\":false,\"enable_notification_email_batching\":true,\"note_author_poll_results_visible_by_default\":true,\"ios_hide_portal_tab_bar\":false,\"follow_upsell_rollout_percentage\":30,\"gift_article_enabled\":false,\"live_stream_invite_ttl_seconds\":900000,\"include_founding_plans_coupon_option\":false,\"thefp_enable_cancellation_discount_offer\":false,\"android_enable_edit_profile_theme\":false,\"disable_audio_enhancement\":false,\"pub_search_variant\":\"control\",\"ignore_video_in_notes_length_limit\":false,\"substack_gtm_enabled\":false,\"allow_long_videos\":true,\"enable_automation_filters\":false,\"use_enhanced_video_embed_player\":true,\"founding_upgrade_preview\":false,\"enable_viewing_all_livestream_viewers\":false,\"send_subscription_canceled_email\":false,\"enable_clip_prompt_variant_filtering\":true,\"chartbeat_enabled\":false,\"dpn_ranking_enabled\":true,\"enable_custom_email_css\":false,\"thefp_enable_shows_page\":false,\"enable_apple_podcast_auto_publish\":false,\"linkedin_profile_search_enabled\":false,\"publication_has_own_app\":false,\"suggested_minimum_ios_version\":0,\"thebulwark_enable_footer_actions\":false,\"enable_posts_to_segments\":true,\"trending_topics_module_long_term_experiment\":\"control\",\"phone_verification_fallback_to_twilio\":false,\"enable_suggested_searches\":true,\"enable_subscription_notification_email_batching\":true,\"feed_controls\":\"control\",\"thefp_enable_plans_modal_v2\":false,\"a24_redemption_link\":\"\",\"design_templates_launch_phase\":\"off\",\"post_custom_email_from_name_enabled\":false,\"ios_live_stream_auto_gain_enabled\":true,\"enable_publication_tts_player\":false,\"enable_group_direct_messages\":true,\"enable_notes_admins\":false,\"thefp_show_pub_app_callout_on_post\":false,\"search_ranker_variant\":\"experiment\",\"forced_featured_topic_id\":\"\",\"ios_audio_captions_disabled\":false,\"web_podcasts_tab\":false,\"related_posts_enabled\":false,\"thefp_enable_homepage_secondary_nav\":false,\"ios_live_stream_pip_dismiss_v4\":\"control\",\"reply_rate_limit_max_distinct_users_daily\":110,\"web_post_metering_enabled\":true,\"search_retrieval_variant\":\"experiment\",\"mobile_user_attachments_enabled\":false,\"web_profile_publication_recommendations_carousel\":true,\"publisher_banner\":\"\",\"enable_sponsorship_profile\":false,\"gift_article_button_enabled\":false,\"reply_rate_limit_max_distinct_users_monthly\":600,\"desktop_live_stream_screen_share_audio_enabled\":false,\"creator_match\":true,\"ai_image_generation_enabled\":true,\"ios_default_coupon_enabled\":true,\"automod_admin_hidden_comments_tab\":true,\"video_clip_suggestions_enabled\":false,\"publisher_dashboard_home_layout_experiment\":\"control\",\"android_polymarket_embed_search\":false,\"audience_section_editor_help_link\":\"https://support.substack.com/hc/en-us/articles/50558240901268-How-do-I-add-audience-specific-content-to-a-post-on-Substack\",\"portal_ranking_variant\":\"experiment\",\"permalink_reply_ranking_variant\":\"experiment\",\"allow_feed_category_filtering\":false,\"enable_dynamic_content\":true,\"enable_thumbnail_editor_media_settings_integration\":false,\"subscriber_profile_survey_responses_enabled\":true,\"private_live_streaming_enabled\":true,\"desktop_live_stream_safe_framing\":0.8,\"translate_posts_on_standalone_sites\":true,\"bundle_subscribe_default_to_regular_plan\":false,\"enable_standardized_sponsorship_formats\":false,\"enable_pencraft_signin_form\":true,\"thefp_enable_secondary_section_redesign\":false,\"bignight_page_enabled\":true,\"thefp_paywall_annual_plans_experiment\":\"control\",\"enable_launch_assistant\":false,\"enable_youtube_exploration\":true,\"publisher_dashboard_nav_refresh\":false,\"thefp_enable_bundle_post_follow\":false,\"web_notes_tiptap_v3_experiment\":\"treatment_tiptap_v3\",\"recipe_rich_text_enabled\":true,\"publisher_dashboard_nav_refresh_experiment\":\"treatment\",\"chat_channel_creation_enabled\":false,\"web_onboarding_content_type_preferences\":\"experiment\",\"web_mobile_asset_handoff\":false},\"trackingTokens\":{\"fbPixelId\":null,\"gaPixelId\":null,\"twitterPixelId\":null,\"parselyPixelId\":null,\"googleTagManagerToken\":null,\"googleAnalytics4Token\":null,\"twitterPixelSignupEventId\":null,\"twitterPixelSubscribeEventId\":null},\"publicationSettings\":{\"block_ai_crawlers\":false,\"credit_token_enabled\":false,\"custom_tos_and_privacy\":false,\"did_identity\":null,\"disable_optimistic_bank_payments\":false,\"display_welcome_page_details\":true,\"payment_pledges_enabled\":false,\"enable_drop_caps\":false,\"enable_post_page_conversion\":true,\"enable_prev_next_nav\":false,\"enable_restacking\":true,\"founding_group_subscriptions_enabled\":false,\"gifts_from_substack_disabled\":false,\"google_analytics_4_token\":null,\"group_sections_and_podcasts_in_menu_enabled\":false,\"live_stream_homepage_visibility\":\"contributorsAndAdmins\",\"live_stream_homepage_style\":\"autoPlay\",\"live_stream_replay_enabled\":true,\"medium_length_description\":\"\",\"notes_feed_enabled\":false,\"paywall_unlock_tokens\":false,\"post_preview_crop_gravity\":\"auto\",\"post_preview_radius\":\"xs\",\"reader_referrals_enabled\":false,\"reader_referrals_leaderboard_enabled\":false,\"seen_coming_soon_explainer\":false,\"seen_google_analytics_migration_modal\":false,\"local_currency_modal_seen\":false,\"local_payment_methods_modal_seen\":false,\"twitter_pixel_signup_event_id\":null,\"twitter_pixel_subscribe_event_id\":null,\"use_inclusive_sales_tax\":false,\"use_local_currency\":false,\"welcome_page_opt_out_text\":\"No thanks\",\"cookie_settings\":\"\",\"show_restacks_below_posts\":true,\"holiday_gifting_post_header\":false,\"homepage_message_text\":\"\",\"homepage_message_link\":\"\",\"about_us_author_ids\":\"\",\"archived_section_ids\":\"\",\"column_section_ids\":\"\",\"fp_primary_column_section_ids\":\"\",\"event_section_ids\":\"\",\"podcasts_metadata\":\"\",\"video_section_ids\":\"\",\"post_metering_enabled\":false,\"account_based_post_metering_enabled\":false,\"use_custom_theme\":false,\"reply_rules\":null,\"automatic_moderation_enabled\":true,\"auto_translate_enabled\":true,\"additional_post_languages_enabled\":false,\"high_res_recording_beta\":false},\"publicationUserSettings\":null,\"userSettings\":{\"user_id\":null,\"activity_likes_enabled\":true,\"dashboard_nav_refresh_enabled\":false,\"is_guest_post_enabled\":true,\"invite_friends_nux_dismissed_at\":null,\"suggestions_feed_item_last_shown_at\":null,\"last_notification_alert_shown_at\":null,\"disable_reply_hiding\":false,\"newest_seen_chat_item_published_at\":null,\"explicitContentEnabled\":false,\"contactMatchingEnabled\":false,\"messageRequestLevel\":\"everyone\",\"liveStreamAcceptableInviteLevel\":\"everyone\",\"liveStreamAcceptableChatLevel\":\"everyone\",\"creditTokensTreatmentExposed\":false,\"appBadgeIncludesChat\":false,\"autoPlayVideo\":true,\"autoAdvanceVideo\":true,\"smart_delivery_enabled\":false,\"chatbotTermsLastAcceptedAt\":null,\"has_seen_notes_post_app_upsell\":false,\"first_note_id\":null,\"show_concurrent_live_stream_viewers\":false,\"edit_profile_feed_item_dismissed_at\":null,\"mobile_permalink_app_upsell_seen_at\":null,\"new_user_checklist_enabled\":false,\"has_seen_youtube_shorts_auto_publish_announcement\":false,\"has_seen_publish_youtube_connect_upsell\":false,\"notificationQualityFilterEnabled\":true,\"hasSeenOnboardingNewslettersScreen\":false,\"bestsellerBadgeEnabled\":true,\"hasSelfIdentifiedAsCreator\":false,\"autoTranslateEnabled\":true,\"autoTranslateBlocklist\":[],\"fineTuneFeedItemSeenAt\":null,\"fineTuneFeedItemDismissedAt\":null,\"aiGeneratedTextMode\":\"show\",\"feedVideoPreference\":5,\"feedAudioPreference\":5,\"feedLongerPostsPreference\":5,\"feedChatPreference\":5},\"mux_env_key\":\"u42pci814i6011qg3segrcpp9\",\"persona_environment_id\":\"env_o1Lbk4JhpY4PmvNkwaBdYwe5Fzkt\",\"sentry_environment\":\"production\",\"launchWelcomePage\":false,\"pendingInviteForActiveLiveStream\":null,\"isEligibleForLiveStreamCreation\":true,\"webviewPlatform\":null,\"noIndex\":false,\"post\":{\"audience\":\"everyone\",\"audience_before_archived\":null,\"canonical_url\":\"https://charity.wtf/p/on-friday-deploys-sometimes-that\",\"default_comment_sort\":null,\"editor_v2\":false,\"exempt_from_archive_paywall\":false,\"free_unlock_required\":false,\"id\":182465670,\"podcast_art_url\":null,\"podcast_duration\":null,\"podcast_preview_upload_id\":null,\"podcast_upload_id\":null,\"podcast_url\":null,\"post_date\":\"2025-12-24T00:54:45.078Z\",\"updated_at\":\"2025-12-24T00:55:25.236Z\",\"publication_id\":2935724,\"search_engine_description\":null,\"search_engine_title\":null,\"section_id\":null,\"should_send_free_preview\":false,\"show_guest_bios\":true,\"slug\":\"on-friday-deploys-sometimes-that\",\"social_title\":null,\"subtitle\":\"It's the most wonderful time of the year: the pie, the eggnog, the eternal debates over whether deploy freezes cause more harm than good. \uD83E\uDD36\uD83C\uDF32\",\"teaser_post_eligible\":true,\"title\":\"On Friday Deploys: Sometimes that Puppy Needs Murdering\",\"type\":\"newsletter\",\"video_upload_id\":null,\"write_comment_permissions\":\"everyone\",\"meter_type\":\"none\",\"live_stream_id\":null,\"is_published\":true,\"restacks\":4,\"reactions\":{\"\u2764\":26},\"top_exclusions\":[],\"pins\":[],\"section_pins\":[],\"has_shareable_clips\":false,\"previous_post_slug\":\"2025-was-for-ai-what-2010-was-for\",\"next_post_slug\":\"bring-back-ops-pride\",\"cover_image\":\"https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!41Lq!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F097e02dc-5952-42ba-b532-d2efada0d4dc_768x1024.jpeg\",\"cover_image_is_square\":false,\"cover_image_is_explicit\":false,\"videoUpload\":null,\"podcastFields\":{\"post_id\":182465670,\"podcast_episode_number\":null,\"podcast_season_number\":null,\"podcast_episode_type\":null,\"should_syndicate_to_other_feed\":null,\"syndicate_to_section_id\":null,\"hide_from_feed\":false,\"free_podcast_url\":null,\"free_podcast_duration\":null,\"preview_contains_ad\":false,\"was_imported_self_serve_sync\":false,\"draft_free_podcast_url\":null,\"draft_free_podcast_duration\":null},\"podcastUpload\":null,\"podcastPreviewUpload\":null,\"voiceover_upload_id\":null,\"voiceoverUpload\":null,\"has_voiceover\":false,\"description\":\"It's the most wonderful time of the year: the pie, the eggnog, the eternal debates over whether deploy freezes cause more harm than good. \uD83E\uDD36\uD83C\uDF32\",\"body_html\":\"<p>\u2018Tis the season that one of my favorite blog posts gets pulled out and put in rotation, much like \u201CWhite Christmas\u201D on the radio station. I\u2019m speaking, of course, of \u201C<a href=\\\"https://substack.com/home/post/p-181561576\\\">Friday Deploy Freezes are Exactly Like Murdering Puppies</a>\u201D (<a href=\\\"https://charity.wtf/2019/05/01/friday-deploy-freezes-are-exactly-like-murdering-puppies/\\\">old link on WP</a>).</p><p>This feels like as good a time as any to note that I am not as much of an extremist as people seem to think I am when it comes to Friday deploys, or deploy freezes in general.</p><p>(Sometimes I wonder why people think I\u2019m such an extremist, and then I remember that I did write a post about murdering puppies. Ok, ok. Point taken.)</p><p>Take <a href=\\\"https://www.linkedin.com/posts/michael-davis-7033548_friday-deploy-freezes-are-exactly-like-murdering-activity-7408181339444707328-8GjS?utm_source=share&utm_medium=member_desktop&rcm=ACoAAAEP-B4Bn1IFS4Br7okfkI7z81XqQEOEKro\\\">this recent thread from LinkedIn</a>, where <a href=\\\"https://www.linkedin.com/in/michael-davis-7033548?\\\">Michael Davis</a> posted an endorsement of my Puppies article along with his own thoughts on holiday code freezes, followed by a number of smart, thoughtful comments on why this isn\u2019t actually attainable for everyone. <a href=\\\"https://www.linkedin.com/in/payamazadi-nyc?\\\">Payam Azadi</a> talks about an \u201Cicing\u201D and \u201Cdefrosting\u201D period where you ease into and out of deploy freezes (never heard of this, I like it!), and a few other highly knowledgeable folks chime in with their own war stories and cautionary tales.</p><p>It\u2019s a great thread, with lots of great points. I recommend reading it. I agree with all of them!!</p><div class=\\\"captioned-image-container\\\"><figure><a class=\\\"image-link image2 is-viewable-img\\\" target=\\\"_blank\\\" href=\\\"https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!41Lq!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F097e02dc-5952-42ba-b532-d2efada0d4dc_768x1024.jpeg\\\" data-component-name=\\\"Image2ToDOM\\\"><div class=\\\"image2-inset\\\"><picture><source type=\\\"image/webp\\\" srcset=\\\"https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!41Lq!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F097e02dc-5952-42ba-b532-d2efada0d4dc_768x1024.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!41Lq!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F097e02dc-5952-42ba-b532-d2efada0d4dc_768x1024.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!41Lq!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F097e02dc-5952-42ba-b532-d2efada0d4dc_768x1024.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!41Lq!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F097e02dc-5952-42ba-b532-d2efada0d4dc_768x1024.jpeg 1456w\\\" sizes=\\\"100vw\\\"><img src=\\\"https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!41Lq!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F097e02dc-5952-42ba-b532-d2efada0d4dc_768x1024.jpeg\\\" width=\\\"254\\\" height=\\\"338.6666666666667\\\" data-attrs=\\\"{"src":"https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/097e02dc-5952-42ba-b532-d2efada0d4dc_768x1024.jpeg","srcNoWatermark":null,"fullscreen":null,"imageSize":null,"height":1024,"width":768,"resizeWidth":254,"bytes":133442,"alt":null,"title":null,"type":"image/jpeg","href":null,"belowTheFold":false,"topImage":true,"internalRedirect":"https://charitydotwtf.substack.com/i/182465670?img=https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F097e02dc-5952-42ba-b532-d2efada0d4dc_768x1024.jpeg","isProcessing":false,"align":null,"offset":false}\\\" class=\\\"sizing-normal\\\" alt=\\\"\\\" srcset=\\\"https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!41Lq!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F097e02dc-5952-42ba-b532-d2efada0d4dc_768x1024.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!41Lq!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F097e02dc-5952-42ba-b532-d2efada0d4dc_768x1024.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!41Lq!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F097e02dc-5952-42ba-b532-d2efada0d4dc_768x1024.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!41Lq!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F097e02dc-5952-42ba-b532-d2efada0d4dc_768x1024.jpeg 1456w\\\" sizes=\\\"100vw\\\" fetchpriority=\\\"high\\\"></picture><div class=\\\"image-link-expand\\\"><div class=\\\"pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset\\\"><button tabindex=\\\"0\\\" type=\\\"button\\\" class=\\\"pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image\\\"><svg aria-hidden=\\\"true\\\" width=\\\"20\\\" height=\\\"20\\\" viewBox=\\\"0 0 20 20\\\" fill=\\\"none\\\" stroke-width=\\\"1.5\\\" stroke=\\\"var(--color-fg-primary)\\\" stroke-linecap=\\\"round\\\" stroke-linejoin=\\\"round\\\" xmlns=\\\"http://www.w3.org/2000/svg\\\"><g><path d=\\\"M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882\\\"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex=\\\"0\\\" type=\\\"button\\\" class=\\\"pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image\\\"><svg xmlns=\\\"http://www.w3.org/2000/svg\\\" width=\\\"20\\\" height=\\\"20\\\" viewBox=\\\"0 0 24 24\\\" fill=\\\"none\\\" stroke=\\\"currentColor\\\" stroke-width=\\\"2\\\" stroke-linecap=\\\"round\\\" stroke-linejoin=\\\"round\\\" class=\\\"lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2\\\"><polyline points=\\\"15 3 21 3 21 9\\\"></polyline><polyline points=\\\"9 21 3 21 3 15\\\"></polyline><line x1=\\\"21\\\" x2=\\\"14\\\" y1=\\\"3\\\" y2=\\\"10\\\"></line><line x1=\\\"3\\\" x2=\\\"10\\\" y1=\\\"21\\\" y2=\\\"14\\\"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a></figure></div><h2>If you can\u2019t move swiftly with confidence, you need workarounds</h2><p>For the record, I do not believe that everyone should get rid of deploy freezes, on Fridays or otherwise.</p><p>If you do not have the ability to move swiftly <em>with confidence</em>, which in practice means \u201Cyou can generally find problems in your new code before your customers do\u201D, which generally comes down to the quality and usability of your observability tooling, and your ability to explore high cardinality dimensions in real time (which most teams <em>do not have</em>), then deploy freezes before a holiday or a big event, or hell, even weekends, are probably the sensible thing to do. </p><p>If you can\u2019t do the \u201Cright\u201D thing, you find a workaround. This is what we do, as engineers and operators.</p><div class=\\\"captioned-image-container\\\"><figure><a class=\\\"image-link image2\\\" target=\\\"_blank\\\" href=\\\"https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!TfFn!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F4718da54-36dd-423c-a6e3-ed1fb960a789_978x360.jpeg\\\" data-component-name=\\\"Image2ToDOM\\\"><div class=\\\"image2-inset\\\"><picture><source type=\\\"image/webp\\\" srcset=\\\"https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!TfFn!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F4718da54-36dd-423c-a6e3-ed1fb960a789_978x360.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!TfFn!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F4718da54-36dd-423c-a6e3-ed1fb960a789_978x360.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!TfFn!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F4718da54-36dd-423c-a6e3-ed1fb960a789_978x360.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!TfFn!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F4718da54-36dd-423c-a6e3-ed1fb960a789_978x360.jpeg 1456w\\\" sizes=\\\"100vw\\\"><img src=\\\"https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!TfFn!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F4718da54-36dd-423c-a6e3-ed1fb960a789_978x360.jpeg\\\" width=\\\"428\\\" height=\\\"157.54601226993864\\\" data-attrs=\\\"{"src":"https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/4718da54-36dd-423c-a6e3-ed1fb960a789_978x360.jpeg","srcNoWatermark":null,"fullscreen":null,"imageSize":null,"height":360,"width":978,"resizeWidth":428,"bytes":62057,"alt":null,"title":null,"type":"image/jpeg","href":null,"belowTheFold":true,"topImage":false,"internalRedirect":"https://charitydotwtf.substack.com/i/182465670?img=https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F4718da54-36dd-423c-a6e3-ed1fb960a789_978x360.jpeg","isProcessing":false,"align":null,"offset":false}\\\" class=\\\"sizing-normal\\\" alt=\\\"\\\" srcset=\\\"https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!TfFn!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F4718da54-36dd-423c-a6e3-ed1fb960a789_978x360.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!TfFn!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F4718da54-36dd-423c-a6e3-ed1fb960a789_978x360.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!TfFn!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F4718da54-36dd-423c-a6e3-ed1fb960a789_978x360.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!TfFn!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F4718da54-36dd-423c-a6e3-ed1fb960a789_978x360.jpeg 1456w\\\" sizes=\\\"100vw\\\" loading=\\\"lazy\\\"></picture><div></div></div></a></figure></div><h2>Deploy freezes are a hack, not a virtue</h2><p>Look, you know your systems better than I do. If you say you need to freeze deploys, I believe you. </p><p>Honestly, I feel like I\u2019ve <em>always</em> been fairly pragmatic about this. The one thing that does get my knickers in a twist is when people adopt a holier-than-thou posture towards their Friday deploy freezes. Like they\u2019re doing it because they Care About People and it\u2019s the Right Thing To Do and some sort of grand moral gesture. Dude, it\u2019s a fucking hack. Just admit it. </p><p>It\u2019s the best you can do with the hand you\u2019ve been dealt, and there\u2019s no shame in that! That is ALL I\u2019m saying. Don\u2019t pat yourself on the back, act a little sheepish, and I am so with you.</p><div class=\\\"captioned-image-container\\\"><figure><a class=\\\"image-link image2\\\" target=\\\"_blank\\\" href=\\\"https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!xmpo!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5d44e948-84a0-4457-a8e7-e6407c8005f7_1458x440.jpeg\\\" data-component-name=\\\"Image2ToDOM\\\"><div class=\\\"image2-inset\\\"><picture><source type=\\\"image/webp\\\" srcset=\\\"https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!xmpo!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5d44e948-84a0-4457-a8e7-e6407c8005f7_1458x440.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!xmpo!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5d44e948-84a0-4457-a8e7-e6407c8005f7_1458x440.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!xmpo!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5d44e948-84a0-4457-a8e7-e6407c8005f7_1458x440.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!xmpo!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5d44e948-84a0-4457-a8e7-e6407c8005f7_1458x440.jpeg 1456w\\\" sizes=\\\"100vw\\\"><img src=\\\"https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!xmpo!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5d44e948-84a0-4457-a8e7-e6407c8005f7_1458x440.jpeg\\\" width=\\\"412\\\" height=\\\"124.22252747252747\\\" data-attrs=\\\"{"src":"https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/5d44e948-84a0-4457-a8e7-e6407c8005f7_1458x440.jpeg","srcNoWatermark":null,"fullscreen":null,"imageSize":null,"height":439,"width":1456,"resizeWidth":412,"bytes":131394,"alt":null,"title":null,"type":"image/jpeg","href":null,"belowTheFold":true,"topImage":false,"internalRedirect":"https://charitydotwtf.substack.com/i/182465670?img=https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5d44e948-84a0-4457-a8e7-e6407c8005f7_1458x440.jpeg","isProcessing":false,"align":null,"offset":false}\\\" class=\\\"sizing-normal\\\" alt=\\\"\\\" srcset=\\\"https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!xmpo!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5d44e948-84a0-4457-a8e7-e6407c8005f7_1458x440.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!xmpo!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5d44e948-84a0-4457-a8e7-e6407c8005f7_1458x440.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!xmpo!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5d44e948-84a0-4457-a8e7-e6407c8005f7_1458x440.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!xmpo!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5d44e948-84a0-4457-a8e7-e6407c8005f7_1458x440.jpeg 1456w\\\" sizes=\\\"100vw\\\" loading=\\\"lazy\\\"></picture><div></div></div></a></figure></div><h2>I think we can have nice things</h2><p>I think there\u2019s a lot of wisdom in saying \u201Chey, it\u2019s the holidays, this is not the time to be rushing new shit out the door absent some specific forcing function, alright?\u201D</p><p>My favorite time of year to be at work (back when I worked in an office) was always the holidays. It was so quiet and peaceful, the place was empty, my calendar was clear, and I could switch gears and work on completely different things, out of the critical line of fire. I feel like I often peaked creatively during those last few weeks of the year.</p><p>I believe we can have the best of both worlds: a yearly period of peace and stability, with relatively low change rate, <em>and</em> we can evade the high stakes peril of locks and freezes and terrifying January recoveries.</p><p>How? Two things.</p><div class=\\\"captioned-image-container\\\"><figure><a class=\\\"image-link image2\\\" target=\\\"_blank\\\" href=\\\"https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!U-tY!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F27be66be-5f80-4664-a5fc-a47e3f4b6e1b_1452x540.jpeg\\\" data-component-name=\\\"Image2ToDOM\\\"><div class=\\\"image2-inset\\\"><picture><source type=\\\"image/webp\\\" srcset=\\\"https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!U-tY!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F27be66be-5f80-4664-a5fc-a47e3f4b6e1b_1452x540.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!U-tY!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F27be66be-5f80-4664-a5fc-a47e3f4b6e1b_1452x540.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!U-tY!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F27be66be-5f80-4664-a5fc-a47e3f4b6e1b_1452x540.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!U-tY!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F27be66be-5f80-4664-a5fc-a47e3f4b6e1b_1452x540.jpeg 1456w\\\" sizes=\\\"100vw\\\"><img src=\\\"https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!U-tY!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F27be66be-5f80-4664-a5fc-a47e3f4b6e1b_1452x540.jpeg\\\" width=\\\"412\\\" height=\\\"153.22314049586777\\\" data-attrs=\\\"{"src":"https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/27be66be-5f80-4664-a5fc-a47e3f4b6e1b_1452x540.jpeg","srcNoWatermark":null,"fullscreen":null,"imageSize":null,"height":540,"width":1452,"resizeWidth":412,"bytes":83692,"alt":null,"title":null,"type":"image/jpeg","href":null,"belowTheFold":true,"topImage":false,"internalRedirect":"https://charitydotwtf.substack.com/i/182465670?img=https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F27be66be-5f80-4664-a5fc-a47e3f4b6e1b_1452x540.jpeg","isProcessing":false,"align":null,"offset":false}\\\" class=\\\"sizing-normal\\\" alt=\\\"\\\" srcset=\\\"https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!U-tY!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F27be66be-5f80-4664-a5fc-a47e3f4b6e1b_1452x540.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!U-tY!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F27be66be-5f80-4664-a5fc-a47e3f4b6e1b_1452x540.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!U-tY!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F27be66be-5f80-4664-a5fc-a47e3f4b6e1b_1452x540.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!U-tY!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F27be66be-5f80-4664-a5fc-a47e3f4b6e1b_1452x540.jpeg 1456w\\\" sizes=\\\"100vw\\\" loading=\\\"lazy\\\"></picture><div></div></div></a></figure></div><h2>Don\u2019t freeze deploys. Freeze merges.</h2><p>To a developer, ideally, the act of merging their changes back to main and those changes being deployed to production should feel like one singular atomic action, the faster the better, the less variance the better. You merge, it goes right out. You don\u2019t want it to go out, you better not merge.</p><p>The worst of both worlds is when you let devs keep merging diffs, checking items off their todo lists, closing out tasks, for days or weeks. All these changes build up like a snowdrift over a pile of grenades. You aren\u2019t going to find the grenades til you plow into the snowdrift on January 5th, and then you\u2019ll find them with your face. Congrats!</p><p><strong>If you want to freeze deploys, freeze merges</strong>. Let people work on other things. I assure you, there is plenty of other valuable work to be done.</p><div class=\\\"captioned-image-container\\\"><figure><a class=\\\"image-link image2\\\" target=\\\"_blank\\\" href=\\\"https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!aR1f!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F673546bf-45ed-41e4-b615-72da93f44c24_2332x337.jpeg\\\" data-component-name=\\\"Image2ToDOM\\\"><div class=\\\"image2-inset\\\"><picture><source type=\\\"image/webp\\\" srcset=\\\"https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!aR1f!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F673546bf-45ed-41e4-b615-72da93f44c24_2332x337.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!aR1f!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F673546bf-45ed-41e4-b615-72da93f44c24_2332x337.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!aR1f!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F673546bf-45ed-41e4-b615-72da93f44c24_2332x337.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!aR1f!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F673546bf-45ed-41e4-b615-72da93f44c24_2332x337.jpeg 1456w\\\" sizes=\\\"100vw\\\"><img src=\\\"https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!aR1f!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F673546bf-45ed-41e4-b615-72da93f44c24_2332x337.jpeg\\\" width=\\\"558\\\" height=\\\"80.48076923076923\\\" data-attrs=\\\"{"src":"https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/673546bf-45ed-41e4-b615-72da93f44c24_2332x337.jpeg","srcNoWatermark":null,"fullscreen":null,"imageSize":null,"height":210,"width":1456,"resizeWidth":558,"bytes":60937,"alt":null,"title":null,"type":"image/jpeg","href":null,"belowTheFold":true,"topImage":false,"internalRedirect":"https://charitydotwtf.substack.com/i/182465670?img=https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F673546bf-45ed-41e4-b615-72da93f44c24_2332x337.jpeg","isProcessing":false,"align":null,"offset":false}\\\" class=\\\"sizing-normal\\\" alt=\\\"\\\" srcset=\\\"https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!aR1f!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F673546bf-45ed-41e4-b615-72da93f44c24_2332x337.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!aR1f!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F673546bf-45ed-41e4-b615-72da93f44c24_2332x337.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!aR1f!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F673546bf-45ed-41e4-b615-72da93f44c24_2332x337.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!aR1f!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F673546bf-45ed-41e4-b615-72da93f44c24_2332x337.jpeg 1456w\\\" sizes=\\\"100vw\\\" loading=\\\"lazy\\\"></picture><div></div></div></a></figure></div><h2>Don\u2019t freeze deploys unless <em>your goal</em> is to test deploy freezes</h2><p>The second thing is a corollary. Don\u2019t <em>actually</em> freeze deploys, unless your SREs and on call folks are bored and sitting around together, going \u201Cwouldn\u2019t this be a great opportunity to test for memory leaks and other systemic issues that we don\u2019t know about due to the frequency and regularity of our deploys?\u201D</p><p>If that\u2019s you, godspeed! Park that deploy engine and sit on the hood, let\u2019s see what happens!</p><p>People always remember the outages and instability that we trigger with our actions. We tend to forget about the outages and instability we trigger with our <em>inaction</em>. But if you\u2019re used to deploying every day, or many times a day: first, good for you. Second, I bet you a bottle of whiskey that something\u2019s gonna break if you go for two weeks without deploying. </p><p>I bet you the good shit. Top shelf. \uD83E\uDD43</p><p>This one is <em>so easy</em> to mitigate, too. Just run the deploy process every day or two, but <strong>don\u2019t ship new code out</strong>.</p><p>Alright. Time for me to go fly to my sister\u2019s house. Happy holidays everyone! May your pagers be silent and your bellies be full, and may no one in your family or friend group mention politics this year!</p><p>\uD83D\uDC9C\uD83D\uDC99\uD83D\uDC9A\uD83D\uDC9B\uD83E\uDDE1\u2764\uFE0F\uD83D\uDC96<br>charity</p><div class=\\\"captioned-image-container\\\"><figure><a class=\\\"image-link image2 is-viewable-img\\\" target=\\\"_blank\\\" href=\\\"https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!cOpy!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F0e52da0e-c92d-4735-8124-7ea5efdc7b5f_2048x1536.jpeg\\\" data-component-name=\\\"Image2ToDOM\\\"><div class=\\\"image2-inset\\\"><picture><source type=\\\"image/webp\\\" srcset=\\\"https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!cOpy!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F0e52da0e-c92d-4735-8124-7ea5efdc7b5f_2048x1536.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!cOpy!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F0e52da0e-c92d-4735-8124-7ea5efdc7b5f_2048x1536.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!cOpy!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F0e52da0e-c92d-4735-8124-7ea5efdc7b5f_2048x1536.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!cOpy!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F0e52da0e-c92d-4735-8124-7ea5efdc7b5f_2048x1536.jpeg 1456w\\\" sizes=\\\"100vw\\\"><img src=\\\"https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!cOpy!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F0e52da0e-c92d-4735-8124-7ea5efdc7b5f_2048x1536.jpeg\\\" width=\\\"439\\\" height=\\\"329.25\\\" data-attrs=\\\"{"src":"https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/0e52da0e-c92d-4735-8124-7ea5efdc7b5f_2048x1536.jpeg","srcNoWatermark":null,"fullscreen":null,"imageSize":null,"height":1092,"width":1456,"resizeWidth":439,"bytes":992041,"alt":null,"title":null,"type":"image/jpeg","href":null,"belowTheFold":true,"topImage":false,"internalRedirect":"https://charitydotwtf.substack.com/i/182465670?img=https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F0e52da0e-c92d-4735-8124-7ea5efdc7b5f_2048x1536.jpeg","isProcessing":false,"align":null,"offset":false}\\\" class=\\\"sizing-normal\\\" alt=\\\"\\\" srcset=\\\"https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!cOpy!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F0e52da0e-c92d-4735-8124-7ea5efdc7b5f_2048x1536.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!cOpy!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F0e52da0e-c92d-4735-8124-7ea5efdc7b5f_2048x1536.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!cOpy!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F0e52da0e-c92d-4735-8124-7ea5efdc7b5f_2048x1536.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!cOpy!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F0e52da0e-c92d-4735-8124-7ea5efdc7b5f_2048x1536.jpeg 1456w\\\" sizes=\\\"100vw\\\" loading=\\\"lazy\\\"></picture><div class=\\\"image-link-expand\\\"><div class=\\\"pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset\\\"><button tabindex=\\\"0\\\" type=\\\"button\\\" class=\\\"pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image\\\"><svg aria-hidden=\\\"true\\\" width=\\\"20\\\" height=\\\"20\\\" viewBox=\\\"0 0 20 20\\\" fill=\\\"none\\\" stroke-width=\\\"1.5\\\" stroke=\\\"var(--color-fg-primary)\\\" stroke-linecap=\\\"round\\\" stroke-linejoin=\\\"round\\\" xmlns=\\\"http://www.w3.org/2000/svg\\\"><g><path d=\\\"M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882\\\"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex=\\\"0\\\" type=\\\"button\\\" class=\\\"pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image\\\"><svg xmlns=\\\"http://www.w3.org/2000/svg\\\" width=\\\"20\\\" height=\\\"20\\\" viewBox=\\\"0 0 24 24\\\" fill=\\\"none\\\" stroke=\\\"currentColor\\\" stroke-width=\\\"2\\\" stroke-linecap=\\\"round\\\" stroke-linejoin=\\\"round\\\" class=\\\"lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2\\\"><polyline points=\\\"15 3 21 3 21 9\\\"></polyline><polyline points=\\\"9 21 3 21 3 15\\\"></polyline><line x1=\\\"21\\\" x2=\\\"14\\\" y1=\\\"3\\\" y2=\\\"10\\\"></line><line x1=\\\"3\\\" x2=\\\"10\\\" y1=\\\"21\\\" y2=\\\"14\\\"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a><figcaption class=\\\"image-caption\\\">Me and Bubba and Miss Pinky Persnickety</figcaption></figure></div><p>P.S. The title is hyperbole! I was frustrated! I felt like people were intentionally misrepresenting my point and my beliefs, so I leaned into it. Please remember that I grew up on a farm and we ended up eating most of our animals. Possibly I am still adjusting to civilized life. Also, I have two cats and I love them very much and have not eaten either of them yet.</p><p>A few other things I\u2019ve written on the topic: </p><ul><li><p><a href=\\\"https://substack.com/home/post/p-181561589\\\">Shipping Software Should Not Be Scary</a></p></li><li><p><a href=\\\"https://substack.com/home/post/p-181561541\\\">Deploys: It\u2019s Not Actually About Fridays</a></p></li><li><p><a href=\\\"https://substack.com/home/post/p-181561517\\\">How Much Is Your Fear of Continuous Deployment Costing You?</a></p></li><li><p><a href=\\\"https://substack.com/home/post/p-181561522\\\">Why Are My Tests So Slow? A List of Likely Suspects, Anti-Patterns, and Unresolved Personal Trauma</a></p></li></ul><p></p>\",\"has_dynamic_content\":false,\"truncated_body_text\":\"\u2018Tis the season that one of my favorite blog posts gets pulled out and put in rotation, much like \u201CWhite Christmas\u201D on the radio station. I\u2019m speaking, of course, of \u201CFriday Deploy Freezes are Exactly Like Murdering Puppies\u201D (old link on WP).\",\"wordcount\":1101,\"post_preview_limit\":null,\"language\":\"en\",\"postTags\":[{\"id\":\"6503bd9e-4784-456f-9e97-ec6034dd110d\",\"publication_id\":2935724,\"name\":\"deploys\",\"slug\":\"deploys\",\"hidden\":false},{\"id\":\"f2f7a816-38a5-4d2f-a519-74a0c7d48a0b\",\"publication_id\":2935724,\"name\":\"production\",\"slug\":\"production\",\"hidden\":false}],\"postCountryBlocks\":[],\"headlineTest\":null,\"coverImagePalette\":{\"Vibrant\":{\"rgb\":[208,67,52],\"population\":360},\"DarkVibrant\":{\"rgb\":[122,89,52],\"population\":353},\"LightVibrant\":{\"rgb\":[243,215,74],\"population\":110},\"Muted\":{\"rgb\":[91,171,151],\"population\":73},\"DarkMuted\":{\"rgb\":[64,50,34],\"population\":346},\"LightMuted\":{\"rgb\":[191,176,175],\"population\":70}},\"publishedBylines\":[{\"id\":32306597,\"name\":\"Charity Majors\",\"handle\":\"charitydotwtf\",\"photo_url\":\"https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!EAp-!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Ff7a54851-0549-41da-b041-3cfc959ec0ba_3088x2316.jpeg\",\"bio\":\"cofounder and CTO of honeycomb.io; pioneered modern observability. co-author of O'Reilly books \\\"Database Reliability Engineering\\\" and \\\"Observability Engineering\\\", now wrapping up the 2nd ed. loves free software, free speech, and peaty single malts.\",\"profile_set_up_at\":\"2022-11-24T22:50:45.155Z\",\"reader_installed_at\":\"2023-08-30T02:09:51.674Z\",\"publicationUsers\":[{\"id\":2985119,\"user_id\":32306597,\"publication_id\":2935724,\"role\":\"admin\",\"public\":true,\"is_primary\":true,\"publication\":{\"id\":2935724,\"name\":\"charity.wtf\",\"subdomain\":\"charitydotwtf\",\"custom_domain\":\"charity.wtf\",\"custom_domain_optional\":false,\"hero_text\":\"observability, tech advice, honeycomb.io, etc\",\"logo_url\":\"https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/194fc089-9e91-4a15-85cc-5da3fca53eed_1280x1280.png\",\"author_id\":32306597,\"primary_user_id\":32306597,\"theme_var_background_pop\":\"#FF6719\",\"created_at\":\"2024-08-26T05:48:54.313Z\",\"email_from_name\":\"Charity Majors\",\"copyright\":\"Charity Majors\",\"founding_plan_name\":null,\"community_enabled\":true,\"invite_only\":false,\"payments_state\":\"disabled\",\"language\":null,\"explicit\":false,\"homepage_type\":\"profile\",\"is_personal_mode\":false,\"logo_url_wide\":null}}],\"is_guest\":false,\"bestseller_tier\":null,\"status\":{\"bestsellerTier\":null,\"subscriberTier\":5,\"leaderboard\":null,\"vip\":false,\"badge\":{\"type\":\"subscriber\",\"tier\":5,\"accent_colors\":null},\"subscriber\":null}}],\"reaction\":null,\"reaction_count\":26,\"comment_count\":1,\"child_comment_count\":1,\"audio_items\":[{\"post_id\":182465670,\"voice_id\":\"en-US-NovaTurboMultilingualNeural\",\"audio_url\":\"https://substack-video.s3.amazonaws.com/video_upload/post/182465670/tts/971c58b9-25ee-46cb-859f-35bae0bb9c51/en-US-NovaTurboMultilingualNeural.mp3\",\"type\":\"tts\",\"status\":\"completed\"}],\"is_geoblocked\":false,\"hasCashtag\":false},\"comments\":[{\"id\":191208783,\"body\":\"We call ours \u201Ccode slushies\u201D. It\u2019s not frozen, but your risk and urgency bar gets higher and higher the closer to the 24th you get. Can it wait? Can you do something else that last week? Helps it\u2019s mid summer and no one wants to be paged from the beach. \\n\\nPrevious job even got a literal slushy machine in. That was\u2026 diabetic coma inducing. \",\"body_json\":{\"type\":\"doc\",\"attrs\":{\"schemaVersion\":\"v1\"},\"content\":[{\"type\":\"paragraph\",\"content\":[{\"type\":\"text\",\"text\":\"We call ours \u201Ccode slushies\u201D. It\u2019s not frozen, but your risk and urgency bar gets higher and higher the closer to the 24th you get. Can it wait? Can you do something else that last week? Helps it\u2019s mid summer and no one wants to be paged from the beach.\"}]},{\"type\":\"paragraph\",\"content\":[{\"type\":\"text\",\"text\":\"Previous job even got a literal slushy machine in. That was\u2026 diabetic coma inducing.\"}]}]},\"publication_id\":2935724,\"post_id\":182465670,\"user_id\":8080274,\"ancestor_path\":\"\",\"type\":\"comment\",\"deleted\":false,\"date\":\"2025-12-24T08:51:06.455Z\",\"edited_at\":null,\"status\":\"published\",\"pinned_by_user_id\":null,\"restacks\":0,\"name\":\"Nic\",\"photo_url\":\"https://bucketeer-e05bbc84-baa3-437e-9518-adb32be77984.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/e448e131-7589-4a25-a9a0-fc667605aa61_1500x1875.jpeg\",\"handle\":\"fastchicken\",\"reactor_names\":[\"Charity Majors\"],\"reaction\":null,\"reactions\":{\"\u2764\":1},\"reaction_count\":1,\"children\":[],\"bans\":[],\"suppressed\":false,\"user_banned\":false,\"user_banned_for_comment\":false,\"user_slug\":\"fastchicken\",\"metadata\":{\"is_author\":false,\"membership_state\":\"free_signup\",\"eligibleForGift\":false,\"author_on_other_pub\":{\"name\":\"Nic\",\"id\":5319985,\"base_url\":\"https://fastchicken.substack.com\"}},\"user_bestseller_tier\":null,\"can_dm\":true,\"userStatus\":{\"bestsellerTier\":null,\"subscriberTier\":1,\"leaderboard\":null,\"vip\":false,\"badge\":{\"type\":\"subscriber\",\"tier\":1,\"accent_colors\":null},\"subscriber\":null},\"score\":6,\"children_count\":0,\"reported_by_user\":false,\"restacked\":false}],\"canonicalUrl\":\"https://charity.wtf/p/on-friday-deploys-sometimes-that\",\"inlineComments\":false,\"readerIsSearchCrawler\":false,\"ogUrl\":\"https://charity.wtf/p/on-friday-deploys-sometimes-that\",\"bannedFromNotes\":false,\"themeVariables\":{\"color_theme_bg_pop\":null,\"background_pop\":\"#ff6719\",\"color_theme_bg_web\":null,\"cover_bg_color\":\"#FFFFFF\",\"cover_bg_color_secondary\":\"#f0f0f0\",\"background_pop_darken\":\"#ff5600\",\"print_on_pop\":\"#ffffff\",\"print_pop\":\"#ff6719\",\"color_theme_accent\":null,\"cover_print_primary\":\"#363737\",\"cover_print_secondary\":\"#757575\",\"cover_print_tertiary\":\"#b6b6b6\",\"cover_border_color\":\"#ff6719\",\"background_contrast_1\":\"#f0f0f0\",\"background_contrast_2\":\"#dddddd\",\"background_contrast_3\":\"#b7b7b7\",\"background_contrast_4\":\"#929292\",\"background_contrast_5\":\"#515151\",\"color_theme_detail\":\"#e6e6e6\",\"background_contrast_pop\":\"rgba(255, 103, 25, 0.4)\",\"theme_bg_is_dark\":\"0\",\"background_pop_rgb\":\"255, 103, 25\"},\"recentEpisodes\":null,\"trackFrontendVisit\":true,\"activeLiveStream\":null,\"freeTrialCoupon\":null,\"defaultCoupon\":null,\"isChatActive\":false,\"publicationPageAlert\":null,\"features\":{},\"browser\":{},\"showCookieBanner\":false,\"disabledCookies\":[],\"dd_env\":\"prod\",\"dd_ti\":true}")</script>
|
||
<script nonce="iW28bA4vDuVvnQo7PQxG8g">window._analyticsConfig = JSON.parse("{\"properties\":{\"subdomain\":\"charitydotwtf\",\"publication_id\":2935724,\"has_plans\":false,\"pub_community_enabled\":true,\"is_personal_publication\":false,\"is_subscribed\":false,\"is_free_subscribed\":false,\"is_author\":false,\"is_contributor\":false,\"is_admin\":false,\"is_founding\":false},\"adwordsAccountId\":\"AW-316245675\",\"adwordsEventSendTo\":\"Tf76CKqcyL4DEKuN5pYB\"}")</script>
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
<script defer type="module" src="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/js/lib-router.7371871e.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
|
||
|
||
<script defer type="module" src="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/js/55188.571db0c6.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
|
||
|
||
<script defer type="module" src="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/js/62357.a0731d37.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
|
||
|
||
<script defer type="module" src="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/js/53754.d196682b.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
|
||
|
||
<script defer type="module" src="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/js/33485.2686bb5d.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
|
||
|
||
<script defer type="module" src="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/js/2237.ae8857e4.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
|
||
|
||
<script defer type="module" src="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/js/37707.4614ce58.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
|
||
|
||
<script defer type="module" src="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/js/9351.41564edd.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
|
||
|
||
<script defer type="module" src="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/js/80821.b2140fcd.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
|
||
|
||
<script defer type="module" src="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/js/44292.f3dc2b43.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
|
||
|
||
<script defer type="module" src="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/js/70291.7aa24e85.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
|
||
|
||
<script defer type="module" src="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/js/17499.1820773d.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
|
||
|
||
<script defer type="module" src="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/js/57975.765aca5a.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
|
||
|
||
<script defer type="module" src="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/js/19714.2f1bdde5.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
|
||
|
||
<script defer type="module" src="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/js/48320.4e726ad5.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
|
||
|
||
<script defer type="module" src="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/js/93000.f03f24de.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
|
||
|
||
<script defer type="module" src="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/js/44014.f579d62b.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
|
||
|
||
<script defer type="module" src="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/js/43745.80c75c78.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
|
||
|
||
<script defer type="module" src="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/js/60892.92b9fc9c.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
|
||
|
||
<script defer type="module" src="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/js/40646.258e49f2.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
|
||
|
||
<script defer type="module" src="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/js/87906.d493457b.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
|
||
|
||
<script defer type="module" src="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/js/36479.ce61e623.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
|
||
|
||
<script defer type="module" src="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/js/17706.015b0f71.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
|
||
|
||
<script defer type="module" src="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/js/93977.f1207089.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
|
||
|
||
<script defer type="module" src="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/js/37606.b91ab2ef.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
|
||
|
||
<script defer type="module" src="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/js/94311.b93f6845.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
|
||
|
||
<script defer type="module" src="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/js/89356.66161d1e.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
|
||
|
||
<script defer type="module" src="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/js/21262.211a7337.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
|
||
|
||
<script defer type="module" src="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/js/47925.24a01d36.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
|
||
|
||
<script defer type="module" src="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/js/80220.03bd4c41.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
|
||
|
||
<script defer type="module" src="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/js/71505.3dc43e33.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
|
||
|
||
<script defer type="module" src="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/js/11100.5d148f2c.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
|
||
|
||
<script defer type="module" src="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/js/3663.86d95e8c.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
|
||
|
||
<script defer type="module" src="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/js/18725.a5a682c3.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
|
||
|
||
<script defer type="module" src="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/js/86118.ff1ec843.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
|
||
|
||
<script defer type="module" src="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/js/93519.7fe128ac.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
|
||
|
||
<script defer type="module" src="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/js/84828.c78aabc1.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
|
||
|
||
<script defer type="module" src="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/js/5075.d6e9f8ec.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
|
||
|
||
<script defer type="module" src="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/js/29231.a7af5911.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
|
||
|
||
<script defer type="module" src="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/js/56725.2b32bbb6.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
|
||
|
||
<script defer type="module" src="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/js/42336.f1c17ded.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
|
||
|
||
<script defer type="module" src="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/js/89879.1d0af2b9.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
|
||
|
||
<script defer type="module" src="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/js/70793.951c11cb.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
|
||
|
||
<script defer type="module" src="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/js/39522.58e078b0.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
|
||
|
||
<script defer type="module" src="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/js/53164.dfde36c8.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
|
||
|
||
<script defer type="module" src="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/js/74584.94c6b3f1.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
|
||
|
||
<script defer type="module" src="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/js/71199.a327e9f4.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
|
||
|
||
<script defer type="module" src="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/js/63266.8bb0d59c.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
|
||
|
||
<script defer type="module" src="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/js/47358.8f5c5991.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
|
||
|
||
<script defer type="module" src="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/js/4492.cb326b80.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
|
||
|
||
<script defer type="module" src="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/js/88089.680833b5.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
|
||
|
||
<script defer type="module" src="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/js/97348.df6a856d.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
|
||
|
||
<script defer type="module" src="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/js/52109.cf3bcc2c.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
|
||
|
||
<script defer type="module" src="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/js/56256.8a1bc5dd.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
|
||
|
||
<script defer type="module" src="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/js/77410.3f20fb36.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
|
||
|
||
<script defer type="module" src="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/js/25058.bdbc4e21.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
|
||
|
||
<script defer type="module" src="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/js/58483.3adddb8a.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
|
||
|
||
<script defer type="module" src="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/js/94881.0a97506f.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
|
||
|
||
<script defer type="module" src="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/js/27386.09a9082f.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
|
||
|
||
<script defer type="module" src="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/js/10174.7f0face7.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
|
||
|
||
<script defer type="module" src="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/js/92610.a4fc1daf.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
|
||
|
||
<script defer type="module" src="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/js/91214.cb10b4b8.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
|
||
|
||
<script defer type="module" src="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/js/11244.b723f409.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
|
||
|
||
<script defer type="module" src="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/js/99260.28b0ed6a.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
|
||
|
||
<script defer type="module" src="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/js/48445.7d5c5ba3.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
|
||
|
||
<script defer type="module" src="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/js/76768.9a2f2bae.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
|
||
|
||
<script defer type="module" src="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/js/41932.6c688f22.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
|
||
|
||
<script defer type="module" src="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/js/12114.979fb38e.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
|
||
|
||
<script defer type="module" src="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/js/48409.9732c6f9.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
|
||
|
||
<script defer type="module" src="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/js/26252.4f5ae3be.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
|
||
|
||
<script defer type="module" src="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/js/53871.2923c5c9.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
|
||
|
||
<script defer type="module" src="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/js/18494.588a06d1.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
|
||
|
||
<script defer type="module" src="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/js/99068.bd2e1fba.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
|
||
|
||
<script defer type="module" src="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/js/91850.79d3f415.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
|
||
|
||
<script defer type="module" src="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/js/49047.c7f428fb.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
|
||
|
||
<script defer type="module" src="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/js/16075.098bcbcf.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
|
||
|
||
<script defer type="module" src="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/js/28856.2eb51db5.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
|
||
|
||
<script defer type="module" src="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/js/95396.72d1d844.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
|
||
|
||
<script defer type="module" src="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/js/63175.bbf1c283.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
|
||
|
||
<script defer type="module" src="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/js/74628.2e8ed950.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
|
||
|
||
<script defer type="module" src="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/js/32552.889dd584.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
|
||
|
||
<script defer type="module" src="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/js/27313.c287f2d8.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
|
||
|
||
<script defer type="module" src="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/js/mainReactRouter.6c265246.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
|
||
|
||
<script defer type="module" src="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/js/91507.9b9761ae.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
|
||
|
||
<script defer type="module" src="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/js/54770.b40bf629.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
|
||
|
||
<script defer type="module" src="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/js/30054.07cd629b.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
|
||
|
||
<script defer type="module" src="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/js/78118.35b48b09.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
|
||
|
||
<script defer type="module" src="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/js/57051.f37fb930.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
|
||
|
||
<script defer type="module" src="https://substackcdn.com/bundle/static/js/78191.24075434.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
|
||
|
||
|
||
<script nonce="iW28bA4vDuVvnQo7PQxG8g" nomodule>
|
||
(function() {
|
||
var message = 'Your browser does not support modern JavaScript modules. Please upgrade your browser for the best experience.';
|
||
var warningDiv = document.createElement('div');
|
||
warningDiv.style.color = 'red';
|
||
warningDiv.style.padding = '10px';
|
||
warningDiv.style.margin = '10px 0';
|
||
warningDiv.style.border = '1px solid red';
|
||
warningDiv.style.backgroundColor = 'lightyellow';
|
||
warningDiv.innerText = message;
|
||
document.body.prepend(warningDiv);
|
||
})();
|
||
</script>
|
||
|
||
|
||
<!-- Datadog Analytics -->
|
||
<script nonce="iW28bA4vDuVvnQo7PQxG8g">
|
||
(function(h,o,u,n,d) {
|
||
h=h[d]=h[d]||{q:[],onReady:function(c){h.q.push(c)}}
|
||
d=o.createElement(u);d.async=1;d.src=n
|
||
n=o.getElementsByTagName(u)[0];n.parentNode.insertBefore(d,n)
|
||
})(window,document,'script','https://www.datadoghq-browser-agent.com/us1/v5/datadog-rum.js','DD_RUM')
|
||
window.DD_RUM.onReady(function() {
|
||
window.DD_RUM.init({
|
||
clientToken: 'puba71073f072643721169b68f352438710',
|
||
applicationId: '2e321b35-c76b-4073-8d04-cc9a10461793',
|
||
site: 'datadoghq.com',
|
||
service: 'web',
|
||
env: window._preloads.dd_env,
|
||
version: '8b4c00716b2bc0f7ca1fded553014f7e37b5b07a',
|
||
sessionSampleRate: 1,
|
||
sessionReplaySampleRate: 10,
|
||
trackUserInteractions: window._preloads.dd_ti,
|
||
trackResources: true,
|
||
trackLongTasks: true,
|
||
defaultPrivacyLevel: 'mask-user-input',
|
||
allowedTracingUrls: [/https?:\/\/(.+\/.)?substack(cdn)?\.com/]
|
||
});
|
||
})
|
||
</script>
|
||
<!-- End Datadog Analytics -->
|
||
|
||
<!-- Cloudflare Web Analytics -->
|
||
<script defer src="https://static.cloudflareinsights.com/beacon.min.js" data-cf-beacon='{"token": "216309cffb464db4b0e02daf0b8e8060"}'></script>
|
||
<!-- End Cloudflare Web Analytics -->
|
||
|
||
|
||
<!-- Fallback tracking pixels -->
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
<noscript>
|
||
<style>
|
||
#nojs-banner {
|
||
position: fixed;
|
||
bottom: 0;
|
||
left: 0;
|
||
padding: 16px 16px 16px 32px;
|
||
width: 100%;
|
||
box-sizing: border-box;
|
||
background: red;
|
||
color: white;
|
||
font-family: -apple-system, "Segoe UI", Roboto, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, "Apple Color Emoji", "Segoe UI Emoji", "Segoe UI Symbol";
|
||
font-size: 13px;
|
||
line-height: 13px;
|
||
}
|
||
#nojs-banner a {
|
||
color: inherit;
|
||
text-decoration: underline;
|
||
}
|
||
</style>
|
||
|
||
<div id="nojs-banner">
|
||
This site requires JavaScript to run correctly. Please <a href="https://enable-javascript.com/" target="_blank">turn on JavaScript</a> or unblock scripts
|
||
</div>
|
||
</noscript>
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
<script type="module" src="https://static.cloudflareinsights.com/beacon.min.js/v31edd6df95cf4e85bb4c19e7a9bdbcba1788362987495" integrity="sha512-iIg7k2xntmwu6/uSb5tpc/hySgZc4eoL31yB29W6tJFo2akwjPWcEqnCEdJvGexCL0KEQwVYv5BlowfhVz26hg==" nonce="iW28bA4vDuVvnQo7PQxG8g" data-cf-beacon='{"version":"2024.11.0","token":"68cfe66b5c4749e2ba64d4d9640c04c0","spa":2}' crossorigin="anonymous"></script>
|
||
</body>
|
||
</html>
|