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<p>This is so good! Perfect for your Monday morning jam.</p><figure class="kg-card kg-embed-card"><iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/SYRlTISvjww?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></figure><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYRlTISvjww&ref=highscalability.com">Uptime Funk</a> is a music video (parody of Uptown Funk) from SUSECon 2015 in Amsterdam.My favorite:</p><blockquote>I'm all green (hot patch)<br>Called a Penguin and Chameleon<br>I'm all green (hot patch)<br>Call Torvalds and Kroah-Hartman<br>It’s too hot (hot patch)<br>Yo, say my name you know who I am<br>It’s too hot (hot patch)<br>I ain't no simple code monkey<br>Nuthin's down</blockquote>
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<p class="gh-card-excerpt is-body">This is a guest article by Stanislav Kozlovski, an Apache Kafka Committer. If you would like to connect with Stanislav, you can do so on Twitter and LinkedIn.
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